Every Sex Position Is On the Menu at the Mustang Ranch, Except Eating in Bed

When it comes to the Mustang Ranch, pretty much anything is on the menu – that is except for snacking in bed.

By Carly Tennes

Published 1 year ago in Wow


When it comes to the Mustang Ranch, pretty much anything is on the menu – that is except for snacking in bed.


Content creator and Mustang Ranch performer Dacé – better known as @themodernworkinggirl – got candid about the most broken rule at the famed licensed Nevada brothel.


“So you wanna know what rule gets broken the most often at the ranch,” she kicked off a recent clip, replying to a commenter asking about the Mustang Ranch’s most frequently skirted policies.


“I’ve been working here a lot of years. I’ve seen a lot of shit and the rule that gets broken most often is the ‘do not bring any food into your room’ rule.”


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Though at first, Dacé admitted to ignoring this policy herself, as did many of her colleagues – “I’m gonna say just about every single girl that’s ever worked in this house has broken that rule, myself included” – owning a home of her own changed her perspective on why taking snacks back to her quarters may not be a great idea, especially in the Nevada desert.


“Even though I’ve known since the beginning why that rule is even in place, I didn’t really get it until I bought a house,” she elaborated. “It’s because that food is gonna attract crickets and mice and those cute little critters are gonna attract camel spiders, scorpions and snakes.”


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So take it from Dacé – chocolate-covered strawberries are all fun and romantic until insects make a grand entrance. 

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