Marvel Was Right All along, 'Expert' Witness from Ohio Suggests Vaccines Are Magnetizing Humans
Welcome to Ohio. The home of Cedar Point, Skyline Chili, and this doctor who thinks that COVID vaccines are magnetizing human beings through 5G towers.
Published 3 years ago in Funny
Is Ohio the new Florida? An expert witness from the state of OH has claimed that COVID vaccines are magnetizing human bodies. She cites photos on the internet where people are sticking forks and spoons to their bodies. The explanation for why this is happening? Possibly the 5G towers. Ohio, you are a beautiful mess.
OHIO: Anti-vaccine *expert* witness claims vaccine causes forks and keys to stick to your forehead and it’s linked to 5G network towers…. Up there trying to out-Tennessee us! pic.twitter.com/GdbQZHrdLv
— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) June 8, 2021
The viral video couldn't have come at a worse time as Marvel fans braced for a Magneto crossover in the newest Disney Plus series, Loki.
When you think Magneto is trending because of Loki but it turns out to be because Vaccines cause you to become magnetic: pic.twitter.com/IGuemsUEi8
— Sammy Tighe (Comms Open) (@TigheSam) June 9, 2021
Loki Episode 1 was released today. Isn't the internet a wonderful place?
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