"Your mom cuts your hair just as good as the salon." #LiesYourParentsToldYoupic.twitter.com/kfOpLfd0JG

— Robin Baumgarten (@WGNRobin) June 20, 2019

If you tell the truth, I will forgive you #LiesYourParentsToldYou

— Rihab Raad (@RihabRaad) June 20, 2019

If you cross your eyes they'll get stuck like that #LiesYourParentsToldYoupic.twitter.com/93OLffgOFJ

— Patricia Lang (@Triciaa22) June 20, 2019

#LiesYourParentsToldYou

They told me my pet chicken was stolen as we were eating chicken soup. pic.twitter.com/JR9qqmOReo

— Eli(@CanalEliBernal) June 20, 2019

#LiesYourParentsToldYou

"When your 18 you can do what you like! "

Turns 18

"While your living under my roof you will do as I say! "

— Hannah Butters (@hani_b88) June 21, 2019

#LiesYourParentsToldYou

*at my Nan’s house*

My mum: ”We’re leaving in a minute”’

Me 3 hours later: pic.twitter.com/lYeLsJOiVn

— Mrs Phil Perry MBE (@MrsPhilPerry) June 20, 2019

Don’t swallow your gum or it will be stuck in your body for 7 years!!! #LiesYourParentsToldYoupic.twitter.com/agw73fZWVF

— I AM(@ladykd_4) June 20, 2019

*at relative's house*
"We're going home in five minutes, hold on."#LiesYourParentsToldYoupic.twitter.com/67h2gcCrO5

— darshanie (@taeubaeful) June 20, 2019

that this button was actually to launch the ejector seat #liesyourparentstoldyoupic.twitter.com/fLsX5izDnq

— Rhiannon (@falserhiannon) June 20, 2019

#LiesYourParentsToldYou

If a boy is mean to me, that means they like me.

y'all are really gonna set your daughters up for toxic relationship like that... pic.twitter.com/gup4jPVoHy

— Put on your SPF(@anoirgoddess) June 20, 2019

Parents: “I’m just holding your birthday money for when you’re older.”

Older me: #LiesYourParentsToldYoupic.twitter.com/DwirvJHQwu

— Naveed Lannister (@Nav_a12) June 20, 2019

#LiesYourParentsToldYou
when you're 18 you can do whatever
*turns 18*
while you're under this roof you do what I say pic.twitter.com/0DAOJVXEpy

— kiya (@makiyers) June 20, 2019

#LiesYourParentsToldYou

Parents: "We'll think about it"
Me: "Thank you" *wanders off under the impression that my deepest desires are being carefully and consideratly weighed
Parents:... pic.twitter.com/J1jwmDqinE

— Anthony Sinnott (@librarianth) June 20, 2019

Study, get good grades, and one day you'll get a good job. #LiesYourParentsToldYoupic.twitter.com/yf9Ur1QCLa

— MnRConcepts (@MnRConcept) June 20, 2019

“Stop cracking your knuckles all the time you’ll get arthritis”#LiesYourParentsToldYoupic.twitter.com/q7EzIONG0N

— jay (@jayy_1293) June 20, 2019

When they were 4, 8 & 12, I told my kids swearing was illegal until 1967, punishable, in the case of extreme swearing, by imprisonment. I did it for no other reason than to see if I could get away with it. It remains one of my finest parental achievements #LiesYourParentsToldYou

— Chris Lang (@ChrisLangWriter) June 20, 2019

#LiesYourParentsToldYou They told me that the reason for being in this world is to help others. What they didn't tell me was why the others are here then. pic.twitter.com/QB2JMInrZV

— Adriano&Paulina (@keet0007) June 20, 2019

If you keep making that face, it'll get stuck like that forever. Joke's on them! #LiesYourParentsToldYoupic.twitter.com/OnhUpNMeC0

— Swarley (@_grrkin) June 19, 2019

It's illegal to turn your light on in the car. I was 29 before I learned this was a lie. #LiesYourParentsToldYou

— Jessica Fletcher (@heckyessica) June 20, 2019

I was 6. My mum told me it was illegal to feed squirrels. She just didn't want me to go near squirrels. When I qualified as a lawyer I tried to find the relevant statute. There wasn't one. I'd been warning people for years that they'd go to prison. #LiesYourParentsToldYou

— Susan Calman (@SusanCalman) June 20, 2019

If you work hard and pay your national insurance, the government will look after you with a state pension you can live on when you reach 65, a free health service for all, and benefits should you fall on hard times.
#LiesYourParentsToldYou#BrokenSocialContract

— John Spiers #GTTO (@squeezyjohn) June 20, 2019

When relatives give you money but your parents “hold it for you”.
You just know you’re never getting it back

#LiesYourParentsToldYoupic.twitter.com/CCOkVeMfgl

— ~s (@_onlyserenity) June 20, 2019

“On the way back we can buy it” #LiesYourParentsToldYou

— College Student (@FactsOfSchool) June 20, 2019

#LiesYourParentsToldYou : “Geometry is important, you will need it one day!”

Me using Pythagorean’s Theorem to try and figure out my taxes pic.twitter.com/Cdpqe3JXS2

— It Only Gets Worse (@Only_Gets_Worse) June 20, 2019

"You'll never amount to anything if you keep playing those video games..." #LiesYourParentsToldYou

— Luke (@_CaRtOoNz) June 20, 2019

When I was 6 my dad told me Bigfoot was spotted in the woods near our house & I didn’t go outside for 2 days out of pure terror (we lived in suburban New Jersey) #LiesYourParentsToldYou

— Tara Dublin (@taradublinrocks) June 20, 2019

“The ice cream van only plays music when he’s out of ice cream” Cheers mom I’ll just chow down on this 3 month old choc ice while thinking of a 99. #LiesYourParentsToldYoupic.twitter.com/8LIT2DSUnT

— Mitch Turner (@MitchTurner2101) June 24, 2019

"Come here. I'm not going to hit you."

*hides spatula behind her back.*#LiesYourParentsToldYoupic.twitter.com/FUlnXA3Pxg

— Heather (@Fight2Resist) June 21, 2019

High school is going to be the best years of your life and you’re gonna miss it when it’s over #LiesYourParentsToldYou

— GraceCamacho (@wordssetinstony) June 20, 2019

Don’t believe the #LiesYourParentsToldYou they definitely have a favorite pic.twitter.com/HYwcD3tupS

— Caps That Slap (@capsthatslap) June 20, 2019

#LiesYourParentsToldYou

When I was little I didn’t like fish, so my parents fed me fish sticks and told me they were chicken nuggets pic.twitter.com/UrHI05Szzf

— Matt Miller (@Matt_Miller12) June 20, 2019

If you jerk off you'll get hairy palms. #LiesYourParentsToldYou

Check me now parents. pic.twitter.com/tJxIHLQqIr

— As The World Crumbles (@World_Crumbling) June 22, 2019

“You might be our princess, but you’re never going to be a real princess”. I sure showed them. #LiesYourParentsToldYoupic.twitter.com/j2HnUPC9nI

— Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge (@HRHCatherine) June 20, 2019