Thieves are getting better by the day. For example, who could forget the thieves who rappelled into a car dealership to steal nine cars? Sure makes those San Francisco smash-and-grabs seem like a cakewalk!

Now, some more criminals have taken this idea and upped the ante. Instead of hitting a car dealership, they were going to go for a place with a lot of cash. No, not a bank, but the strip club.

BREAKING NEWS

Burglars break into Onyx Gentlemen's Club in #Atlanta through the roof and steal $250,000!

In a daring heist, two individuals cut a hole in the ceiling and entered the popular strip club. They managed to bypass security measures and steal a staggering… pic.twitter.com/Pfo12HQhVi

— Shred (@Shreddick0) May 8, 2024

According to Fox 5 Atlanta, sometime before 4 a.m. on Monday, two masked intruders broke into Onyx Strip Club through the business’ ceiling. Once inside, they used power tools to gain access to the safe — at which point they nabbed around $250,000 in cash.

The whole crime took about two hours, say police — and somehow, the pair managed to not trip any of the strip-club’s alarms. However, insiders at the club claim that they were caught on several security cameras, which may in time lead to their arrest.

I swear we live in Gotham city. https://t.co/4Pma9Bdhe8

— Mr.Karlous (@KarlousM) May 10, 2024

Who knows what these guys are going to do with the money, but given that it was picked up at a strip club, they’re probably going to need to launder it — literally.