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Subway Offers "Free Subs For Life" in Return For Foot Long Chest Tattoo

A lifetime supply of free sandwiches to the first person to get the ink tomorrow.

Twitter Gets Wild after Musk Says he, "Hasn't Had Sex in Ages"

Musk says reports he had a friendship-ruining affair with Sergey Brin's wife are unfounded. And that it's actually "been a while."

Time Traveling TikToker Warns "New World" is Coming

Jordan Peele Superfan Praises Director, Gets Shut Down by Man Himself

People's Cats are Freaking Out Over Playstation's New Adventure Game "Stray"

People can’t get enough of BlueWave Studio’s new game "Stray." The thing is, neither can their cats.

James Webb Space Telescope Captures Clearest Ever Pictures of the Universe

The area of the universe captured by the Webb is comparable to the size of a grain of sand. This puts into perspective just how big our universe really is.

Jesse Heiman, the World’s Greatest Extra Talks Movies and Models

I can finally say that we chilled with the world's most famous extra.

Flying on Airplanes Should Be Way More Fun

Flying sucks but airplanes are awesome. How can we fix this?

Massive Chinese Sinkhole is Hiding a Prehistoric Forest

Johnny Cash Mural Pissing on Town After Prankster Shoots Him in the Dong

That's an expensive leak.

Rich Strike Wins Kentucky Derby, Gets Punched, and Wins People Money

On Saturday one of the greatest Kentucky Derby upsets of all time took place, as the 80-1 odds horse Rich Strike struck rich and took victory in an otherworldly comeback.

5 Most Competitive Fictional Games from TV Shows

We've collected the five most competitively charged fictional games from television shows. Play at your own risk.

5 Things About to Get Real Expensive (And What You Can About It)

How to prepare for inflation.

Marvel Freak Spends $3,400 Seeing 'Spider-Man: No Way Home' 292 Times

7 Better Ways Elon Musk Could Spend His $43 Billion

AriZona Iced Tea Is the Hero We Need Right Now

Since 1992, AriZona Tea 23oz big cans have been 99 cents. That's 30 years of fixed price, delicious tea.

'Someone Is Getting Fired' - Twitter Memes 'The Northman' Poster After Forgetting to Include the Title of the Film

With a job well done the poster was posted on the subway platform for all to see and admire, sure to help bring in audiences for the prominently displayed April 22 release date for... wait which movie again?

Amazon Worker Called "Not Smart or Articulate" Gets Revenge

Strange Beam of Light Spotted in Multiple Places Around the World

Strange light in the sky looks like The Lord of the Rings Eye

The Internet Celebrates Twos-Day, Tuesday 2/22/22

Today's date, 22/02/2022 is significant in that it is both an ambigram and a palindrome. It can be read forwards, backwards, and upside down.

Bronx Zoo Continues Tradition of Naming Cockroaches After Your Ex's For Valentines Day

There has been a long-running tradition around the country of zoos naming animals after exes, and most animals chosen are not the cute and cuddly kind.

Customers Experience IKEA Sleepover Proving Dreams Do Come True

Dude Paints Celebrities on Sandwiches Using Watercolors

Dudes Posting Their Wins Online Is Wholesome And Cool At Once

Let's be real, the internet is trash most days. However, there is a light leading us out of Satan's butthole.

15 Seth Rogen Vases to Stare at While Listening to Your Favorite Pop Punk Emo Albums

There may or may not have been weed smoked while putting together this piece. It's Monday. Give us a break.