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‘Alas She Would Never Date Me’: Elon Says ‘Aryan AOC’ Is Too Cool for Him

Andrew Tate Fought a Ghost in Prison

Move over Ibrahim El Boustati, Scott Gibson and Greta Thunberg — it seems the ever-growing list of people who have tried and/or succeeded in kicking Andrew Tate’s ass has taken a turn for the ghostly.

Why The Weeknd Has Gone to War Against Rolling Stone

Though Abel Tesfaye — a.k.a. The Weeknd — may possess a host of talents, nabbing four Grammys, pulling off a god-tier Super Bowl and singlehandedly salvaging the Toronto rap scene’s reputation (thanks, Drake!) it seems there’s one thing he can’t do: Read

Tradwife Influencer Shares a ‘Day in the Life’ Video and Gets Dunked on for Her ‘Dense Bread'

So Estee, remember: If being a tradwife for a generic button-up dude fizzles out, you could always take up bricklaying!

TikTok Country Girls Are Threatening to Steal Your Man

Country girls: They not only make do but incredibly amusing TikTok drama.

'I'm Gay, Actually I'm Not': The Time Pink Came Out and Immediately Retracted It

So, Pink, congrats on very briefly coming out — leaving the closet is never easy, especially when it’s a revolving door … one that evidently keeps on turning.

Ariana DeBose Deleted Her Twitter after Cringeworthy BAFTA Rap

On Sunday, February 19, the actress made headlines after hitting the stage of London’s Royal Albert Hall with an opening act we neither needed *or* deserved in these trying times, performing a rap about women in the entertainment industry.

The Exiled Moderator of r/WallStreetBets Is Suing Reddit to Get His Sub Back

From the moon to the courtroom!

The Wall Street Journal Has a New Money-Saving Hack: Don't Eat

On Tuesday, February 14, the financial publication uploaded an article entitled “To Save Money, Maybe You Should Skip Breakfast.”

All the Best Dunks on the Cursed Live-Action 'Little Mermaid'

An amalgamation of the most bizarre parts of Flounder’s original design and an actual fish, the fake CGI abomination in question is an exercise in post-modern horror, and terrible, terrible eyebrows.

First Pic of Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn Triggers the Only 'Suicide Squad' Fan Left

So @CutAyer, if you’re reading this, please, for the love of god, let the Snyderverse die. We’ve seen enough.

'I Can't Have This Online': Comedian Owns Creep Who DM'd Her His Dong on Valentine's Day

On today’s installment of mediocre men having the audacity, comic Maria DeCotis singlehandedly proved that there is something worse than spending Valentine’s Day alone — fending off horny strangers on the internet.

People Are Dunking On Elon For Forcing His Team to Show Everyone His Tweets

We aren’t shocked to say it, but Elon owning Twitter has been even more epic than we could have hoped for.

Here Are All the Male Celebs Who Have Died of Twink Death, the New Term for Aging

Twink death: It’s not that existential … or maybe it is?

Everyone Hates the Pac-Man-Ass-Lookin' Boots from MSCHF

Art collective, MSCHF has unleashed their latest creation onto the unsuspecting citizens of Planet Earth.

James Gunn Has to Calm the Nerds He Incited over a Superman Trunks Twitter Poll

James Gunn is once again tweeting through his problems. This time a self-inflicted shot to the foot after posting a twitter poll regarding Superman's costume.

Grindset Bros Think Bank Loans are the New 'Free Money Hack'

TikTok grindset financial gurus have have discovered a new source of easy cashflow; business loans from the bank.

Self-Appointed Alpha Male Jordan Peterson Has Some Very Beta Steak Preparation Instructions

Despite loudly boasting the benefits of an all-meat diet, it seems (probable) constipation poster child and the king of the incels, Jordan Peterson, apparently has no idea how to actually cook meat beyond what he’s come across on TikTok while furiously sc

Everything to Know about the Awful Mahomes Family Hangers-on

Meet the dynamic duo of Brittany and Jackson Mahomes, the wife and the brother respectively of Kansas City Chiefs' Quarterback, Patrick Mahomes.

JK Rowling Continues to Be the World's Biggest Martyr

Despite her nine-figure net worth and ability to do whatever the hell she wants, revisionist author and notable transphobe J.K. Rowling is still committed to her strange obsession with strangers’ genitals.

Realtor Gives Apartment Tour of Building Littered With Swastikas, Claims They're Just 'Buddhist Peace Symbols'

So, @e.vee.vee or the landlords of said building, if you’re reading this, buy a rug!

Hilaria Baldwin Is Still Using Her Fake Spanish Accent

Hilaria took to the streets of New York City with two powerful messages for the masses dunking on her husband: Show some empathy — and acknowledge the fact that she’s like, REALLY from Spain, you guys.

The World's Most Dangerous McDonald's Finally Shuts Down

A McDonald's in Ottowa Canada is closing down after almost 40 years of operation. The location on Rideau Street has been called the 'worst in the world' and is known for its fights more than its food.

Giannis Lives up to Nickname 'The Greek Freak' after Spamming Girlfriend’s Instagram with Eggplant Emojis

Milwaukee Bucks' star Giannis Antetokounmpo is clearly a loving boyfriend.

Amouranth Keeps Posting L's in "Me or Gaming" Polls

The adult content creator and Twitch streamer Amouranth is posting Ls on Twitter today, as she's lost multiple polls pitting herself against gaming hardware.