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Protestors Glue Their Hands to Conductor's Stand, Don't Realize It's Removable
These German climate protestors failed to take something important into consideration when planning to delay a playing of Beethoven's Violin Concerto in Hamburg's Elbphilharmonie concert hall: the conductor's railing they decided to glue themselves to is
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Unpaid Construction Worker Exacts Revenge by Destroying Travelodge with a Backhoe
Construction worker John Manley reminds us why bosses should always pay their workers. In January of 2019, after spending a Christmas holiday without pay and confronting an unreceptive boss, Manley took matters into his own hands.
By GiorgioMarauder
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Inside the FTX Polycule That Stole 1 Billion in Customer Funds While High on Stimulants
If you’ve been keeping up with the whole FTX fiasco, you’ve probably realized by now how heinous the entire situation really is. If you haven’t, here’s a brief summation of the proceedings:
By GiorgioMarauder
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Philly Man Becomes Internet Legend After Eating 40 Rotisserie Chickens in 40 Days
Philadelphia. What can be said that hasn't already been said?
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Tuvalu’s Emergency Alert System is the Internet’s Favorite New Bop
Have you ever wondered what Emergency Alert Systems sound like in other countries?
By GiorgioMarauder
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Former Kanye West Fan Burns $15,000 Yeezy Collection to Combat Antisemitism and Hate
In light of his recent antisemitic and incredibly insensitive comments, one former fan, Danny Shiff took to TikTok to publicly denounce Ye’s dangerous, prejudice-inciting remarks by burning $15,000 worth of Yeezys from his collection.
By GiorgioMarauder
Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Elon Musk Thinks He’s Too Smart for Chess
Elon Musk is making headlines after tweeting that the game of chess is "too simple to be useful in real life."
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Woman Unleashes 10,000 Bees to Fight Off Police Serving Her Eviction
Rory Susan Woods, 55, is facing charges for an attempt to dispel Hampden County Sheriff’s Deputies evicting her from a residence in Longmeadow, MA with the force of thousands upon thousands of angry bees.
By GiorgioMarauder
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm