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Woman Refuses to Return Her Shopping Cart at the Grocery Store Because of Sex Trafficking

Few people are more convinced of their chances of being sex trafficked than white middle-class American women while simultaneously being one of the groups least likely to fall victim to sex trafficking.

Woman With Gigantic BBL Shocked People at Paris Disney Won’t Stop Staring at Her

What did she think would happen?

Entitled Teen Jet Skier Learns a Hard Lesson About Speeding in a No Wake Zone

Jet skis are, for all their fun, dangerous — especially when you don’t follow the rules.

Zimbabwe Is Haunted By Goblins, According to Local News

Zimbabwe is a country filled with breathtaking natural beauty, tasty eats and, unfortunately, goblins.

Woman Takes a Home Run to the Dome at Mets Game

It’s every kid’s dream to catch a home-run ball.

After 37 Assassinations, Mexico Elects First Woman President

Being a politician in Mexico is like being friends with Diddy — one wrong move and you’re going to (allegedly) end up in a burned-out car.

‘How Does This Happen?’: Man Realizes He’s in the Wrong Car When He Finds a Stranger’s Dog in His Back Seat

A Montana dog came incredibly close to being kidnapped recently when a man jumped into and drove off with its owner’s car, thinking it was his.

Light Technician Trolls Sleeping Dude With All the Lights at His Disposal

Considering how much of our lives we spend working, it’s important to find joy where you can during the workday.

Streamer Dares Woman to Go Swimming, Runs Away When She Calls For Help

In the latest example of content creators being terrible human beings for views, streamer Natalie Reynolds has gone viral for daring a woman who couldn’t swim to jump into a lake for a stunt, only to run away laughing as the woman called for help.

Girl Booking Her Bachelorette Party Calls Private Jet Charter Company Thinking It Would Be Cheaper Than American Airlines

A private jet is something that most of us will not experience in our lifetimes.

Trump Supporters Aren’t Taking His Conviction Well

Yesterday, former President Donald Trump was convicted on 34 counts of falsifying business records due to illegal payments he made to the porn star he banged.

Toronto Woman Drives Her Car Straight Into Wet Concrete As Construction Workers Look on in Horror

Anyone who has ever operated a vehicle knows that the worst thing about driving is other drivers, and a Toronto woman has provided us with the perfect example of a driver we’d rather not encounter on the roads.

MrBeast Sees How Fast He Can Run Holding Various Amounts of Cash

At this point he’s just stunting on us.

Guy Discovers He Can Buy Swiss Army Knives After Going Through Airport Security

Not all airport rules make sense.

Rock-Thrower Causes Motorcycle to Crash on L.A. Freeway

Throwing rocks at things is a classic American pastime. However, like all things, you can’t just throw rocks at people and not expect consequences.

World’s Biggest Dork Thinks A.I. Will Replace Drinking Within Five Years

People really need to calm down about A.I.

Messi Speaks English in a New Ad and He Sounds Like a Minion

Lionel Messi may be one of the best soccer players in the world, but there’s still something we can lord above him: He doesn’t speak English.

Were the Editors Asleep? - 22 Film Fails that Made It Onto the Big Screen

Self-Driving Tesla Cuts Off Entire Left Turn Lane Just Like a BMW Driver

Self-driving cars aren’t quite self-driving yet, as we keep having to learn.

North Korea Is Sending Balloons Full of Shit to South Korea

For decades, South Korean activists have been sending balloons into North Korea containing everything from USB sticks filled with banned media to cash to, believe it or not, anti-North Korea propaganda.

Another Billionaire Is Hell-Bent On Imploding His Own Titanic-Bound Submarine

Few people refuse to learn from their mistakes more than the astronomically wealthy.

Chipotle Customers Are Filming Employees to Ensure They Don’t Get Skimped on Their Burrito Bowls

Proving that more people are Karens at heart than they realize, many Chipotle customers have begun recording employees preparing their food in an effort to hold them accountable and ensure they’re served generous portions.

Dude With Suspended License Joins Court Zoom While Driving a Car

If you’ve got a court date, it’s best not to commit the crime you’re accused of while you’re on trial.

How Antonio Brown Lost All of His $88 Million

Former wide receiver Antonio Brown isn’t having a good week.

DnD Player Tries to Lay Out the Official ‘44 Rules of DnD,’ and Other DnD Players Are Pissed

Dungeons & Dragons is a game all about immersion and world-building.