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Couple Walking Barefoot in the Winter is Top Tier WPS (White People Shit)

Are you white? Do you like walking barefoot in negative temperatures?

By Carly Tennes

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‘I'm Finna Quit’: Amazon Worker Records Himself After Falling on Ice During Delivery

Working for Amazon isn’t fun — and I’m not just talking about during those moments when your life is in danger.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Woman Finds Trash Bag in Her McFlurry

Ordering fast food can be a gamble at the best of times, but usually it’s just a matter of finding a hair in your burger, or getting the wrong order, or walking into some sort of gang war between employees and customers.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Drug Dealer Caught Hiding 127 Bags of Coke and 60 Bags of Heroin in His Underpants

Though Londoner Kevy Kabula may have claimed he had no drugs on his person, a look in his pocket — and later his underwear — proved otherwise.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Gay Couple Married in Front of the Chicago Rat Hole

Rat Hole fever just won’t stop — and no, that’s not the name of the venereal disease your grandfather brought back from World War II.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Nurse Photographed Carrying the Biggest Chamber Pot Turd of All Time

This might be the biggest poop in all of recorded history.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Stanley Cup Thief Arrested With 65 Stanley Cups Worth $2,500

The Stanley Cup is yet another trend that refuses to die. While some people may see the Cup as nothing more than a colorful thermos, others have taken to the drink container like moths to a millennial-pink flame.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'You Not Even the Fart': Ice Spice Posts Questionable New Bar on Social Media

On Monday, the “Deli” artist headed to TikTok with a new selfie video, offering fans a glimpse at not only the “shell scars” on her “b00bs,” but a snippet of an unreleased song.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Women on TikTok Are Fighting Over Mob Wife Aesthetic Appropriation

If you’re a fan of Scorsese movies, The Sopranos or being Italian, you’re in luck.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Is Gen Z Aging Like Milk?

Unfortunately, our society is obsessed with aging, particularly when it comes to women.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Man Forced to Become TikTok Influencer As Punishment For Losing Fantasy Football League

Move over, body waxing, Waffle House stakeouts and standardized tests — Fantasy Football punishments have officially entered the digital age, with one unlucky loser forced to become a TikTok star after his team failed to impress.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Tech CEO Plunges 15ft to His Death During Company’s Anniversary Party

Though Vistex CEO Sanjay Shah may have meant to make a grand entrance at his company’s recent anniversary party, he found himself making a grand exit instead, plummeting to his death in an aerial stunt gone wrong.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Would-Be Robber Dragged Across Pavement After Trying to Steal Dude’s Phone

While one wannabe robber may have attempted to nab a brand new cell phone in a road rage brawl, she got way more than she bargained for — a whole lotta road rash.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Fire Truck Spectacularly Spins Out As Freezing Rain Hits the Midwest

No matter how much you may hate driving in freezing rain, it could always be worse — you could be behind the wheel of an out-of-control fire truck.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Drag Queen Humbled After Crowd Surfing Fail

Drag performer Jan Sport brought a whole new meaning to the term “death drop” last weekend, plummeting to the floor in a crowd surfing stunt gone wrong.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘What the F—k Has the U.K. Come To?’: British Dude Panicked After Stores Start Locking Up Their Cheese

When you’re growing up in the United States, the media tells you that all British people are prim, proper and dignified.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman’s Housesitting Friend Rented Out Her Apartment to a Random Man Who Read Her Diary

The most thrilling and outrageous case is currently being debated in the people's court of TikTok.

By lizalikeminelli

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘I’m Not Gonna Take No S–t From Nobody!’: Cashier Refuses to Concede to Screaming Woman

Retail and hospitality employees truly don’t get paid enough to deal with the public on a good day, let alone on a day when members of the public are screaming at them.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

It’s So Cold This Poor Woman Woke Up to Her Fish Bowl Frozen Solid

RIP Greg, we barely knew ya.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

American Tourist Documents Every Italian They Pissed Off in 2023

While Americans react to customized, monster-sized burgers with a loud “hell yeah,” Italians take a different approach.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

This Woman is Not Screwing Around When It Comes to De-Icing Her Car

Though this extreme — and probably Metallica-approved — approach was ultimately futile, her windshield still coated in a thick layer of ice as she came up for air, her efforts did not go unnoticed.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Pays $120 to Watch Broadway Show Through a Spotlight

Who loves Josh Gad and Andrew Rannells enough to pay an exorbitant amount of money to not watch them onstage?

By lizalikeminelli

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘I’ll Be One of the Guys!’: Dudebro Says Testosterone Shots Made Him Want to Drive a Big Truck

Lately, a lot of men are convinced that they have low testosterone.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

You're Crazy': Unhinged Passenger Refuses to Deplane Aircraft

Despite a litany of viral videos proving that screaming on an airplane is never a good idea, one irate passenger refused to get the memo, launching into a tirade so spectacular, it led to a three-hour delay.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Narc Rats On Chipotle Employees Selling Their Own BBQ

Have you ever visited Chipotle and found yourself wishing that instead of serving sterilized Mexican food, they served delicious BBQ instead?

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Facepalm - articles

Couple Walking Barefoot in the Winter is Top Tier WPS (White People Shit)

‘I'm Finna Quit’: Amazon Worker Records Himself After Falling on Ice During Delivery

Woman Finds Trash Bag in Her McFlurry

Drug Dealer Caught Hiding 127 Bags of Coke and 60 Bags of Heroin in His Underpants

Gay Couple Married in Front of the Chicago Rat Hole

Nurse Photographed Carrying the Biggest Chamber Pot Turd of All Time

Stanley Cup Thief Arrested With 65 Stanley Cups Worth $2,500

'You Not Even the Fart': Ice Spice Posts Questionable New Bar on Social Media

Women on TikTok Are Fighting Over Mob Wife Aesthetic Appropriation

Is Gen Z Aging Like Milk?

Man Forced to Become TikTok Influencer As Punishment For Losing Fantasy Football League

Tech CEO Plunges 15ft to His Death During Company’s Anniversary Party

Would-Be Robber Dragged Across Pavement After Trying to Steal Dude’s Phone

Fire Truck Spectacularly Spins Out As Freezing Rain Hits the Midwest

Drag Queen Humbled After Crowd Surfing Fail

‘What the F—k Has the U.K. Come To?’: British Dude Panicked After Stores Start Locking Up Their Cheese

Woman’s Housesitting Friend Rented Out Her Apartment to a Random Man Who Read Her Diary

‘I’m Not Gonna Take No S–t From Nobody!’: Cashier Refuses to Concede to Screaming Woman

It’s So Cold This Poor Woman Woke Up to Her Fish Bowl Frozen Solid

American Tourist Documents Every Italian They Pissed Off in 2023

This Woman is Not Screwing Around When It Comes to De-Icing Her Car

Woman Pays $120 to Watch Broadway Show Through a Spotlight

‘I’ll Be One of the Guys!’: Dudebro Says Testosterone Shots Made Him Want to Drive a Big Truck

You're Crazy': Unhinged Passenger Refuses to Deplane Aircraft

Narc Rats On Chipotle Employees Selling Their Own BBQ

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