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Ice Cream Bandit Exacts Revenge After Being Told He Couldn’t Have Any More Free Cups

Who is the ice cream bandit terrorizing this Häagen-Dazs location?

29 of The Absolute Worst Life Hacks People Shared

Never do this stuff.

‘It Was a Prank!’: Ohio Attorney Suspended After Pooping in Pringles Can, Throwing It into Parking Lot of Victim Advocacy Center

Pranks sure are fun, aren’t they?

31 Folks Who Aren't the Brightest Lighbulb in the Shed

Some people really need help, and some people are so far gone they're past helping. The game today is trying to guess who is who.

'This B—h Is Trippin!': Woman Tries to Flee Crash After Totaling Her Car

One woman decided that she wasn’t going to let her smashed car stop her from her dreams of hitting and running a major accident, attempting to flee a crash site despite her destroyed vehicle … and a hefty police presence.

Santa Arrested for DUI After Driving Kids’ Train on Meth

Christmas time is almost here, and we all know what that means — it’s time for public places to be filled with people pretending to be Santa Claus.

22 Times When The Universe Unfairly Singled Someone Out

Woman Finds Out Her Boyfriend’s ‘Apartment’ Is an Airbnb, and He’s a Cheater

The tide appears to be turning against Airbnb.

'ZOAP FLOWER DRENCHED IN ZOAP LOVE RESIN': Stoners Have Officially Gone Too Far

Someone needs to perform a wellness check on the stoners.

Tech Conference Canceled After It Was Revealed Almost All Women Scheduled to Speak Aren’t Real

Well, the organizers of a recent tech conference seem to have found an answer: just make them up.

'White Women Are Never Beating the Allegations': Why Is This Woman Tongue Kissing a Wild Wolf?

Though men are typically associated with the highly-coveted Darwin Award, one woman decided to smash that goddamn glass ceiling once and for all by tongue-kissing a wolf.

Man Says He Has Headaches, Goes to Doctor and Finds Chopsticks in His Brain

A man reporting headaches landed himself an even bigger headache when he discovered the cause: chopsticks in his brain.

'They're Making People Think We're Nerds': 10-Year-Old Launches Petition Demanding Apple Change Nerd Emoji

This movement, propelled in part by Cottlel’s teacher, Lisa Baillie, was partially inspired by the pre-teen’s concern for fellow young people newly learning they’ll be damned glasses-dom.

'Sovereign Citizen' Refuses to Comply With Border Control Checkpoint, Wastes Everyone's Time and Patience

When it comes to all the different types of people making the world a worse place, 'sovereign citizens' are without a doubt the least dangerous, but most certainly, the most annoying.

Diva Down: Memes and Reactions to George Santos’ Congressional Expulsion

Diva-mocracy dies in darkness … and now, in the once-hallowed halls of Congress.

23 Cringe Pics and Full-on Facepalms for Your Viewing Pleasure

Some crazy pics to help you stay up with the crazy times.

Woman Tries to Expose Postal Worker Refusing to Serve Her at Closing Time, But He Roasts Her Instead

“You’re acting outside the box, I don’t know, but I don’t appreciate this,” the woman admonished the employee from behind the glass barrier.

26 People Who Clearly Missed the Joke

r/whoosh is a great place to get a good laugh at people who clearly need a moment to understand what's funny.

‘Beware of Real Trees’: Woman's Christmas Tree Hatches Hundreds of Praying Mantises

Christmas trees — home to ornaments, tiny angel figurines, and for one Ohio family, a ton of praying mantises.

'Oh My God!': Montreal Man's Ceiling Caves In After His Upstairs Neighbors Throw Insane Rager

One group of Montreal partygoers took the concept of “bouncing off the walls” a little too literally, sending their downstairs neighbor’s ceiling tumbling to the floor during one rager of a house party.

Co-Worker Who Thinks She’s Alone Ravages Office Chocolate Cake

One hungry office worker discovered that you are never truly alone in the breakroom, getting caught going to town on a chocolate cake meant to be shared by her colleagues.

20 Popular Trends From the 2000's That Would Get You Mocked Today

Times change, and with time the styles do too. Here's a list of twenty things that were pretty dang stylish and dandy in the 2000s but are totally out of fashion right now.

'R2D2 Has Fallen': Delivery Robots Are Being Attacked and Robbed

It was only a matter of time before footage of delivery robots getting robbed started popping up.

Big Booty Lovers are Pissed That Ozempic is Ruining Celebrity Cake

Though Ozempic may come with a whole host of benefits, people are starting to notice one major flaw, the loss of cake.

Man Attempts to Film Vibe-y Selfie, Catches His Own Robbery Instead

Most travelers who visit Europe are aware of the risk of pickpockets, particularly in tourist-heavy areas or crowded spaces like the metro.