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44 People Who Got the Short End of the Stick
Sometimes life has your number.
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‘Mind Ya Business’: Man Calls 911 After Seeing ‘Massive Fire’ in Stranger’s Apartment, Turns Out It Was Just a Yule Log on a Huge TV
Here’s the situation: You’re looking out the window of your apartment when you see something peculiar. No, it’s not the old man who insists on getting fully naked in front of his window. It’s something worse — a fire!
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'Mein Gott!': Driver Slams Into a Second Car Moments After Attempting To Flee An Accident
One driver recently proved that there is, in fact, something worse than totaling your car in a hit-and-run accident — totaling a second car after totaling your car in a hit-and-run accident.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
The British Museum Ignores Tip That Their Stolen Gems Were Sold on eBay, Later Discovers Its Stolen Gems Were Sold on eBay
In what is surely one of the greatest displays of karma in human history, the British Museum was the victim of a series of thefts that saw gemstones stolen from its archives and sold online.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'You Cannot Threaten People in Here With Pepper Spray': Old Guy Threatens Costco Employees with Pepper Spray
When they’re not doling out free samples and single-handedly keeping society afloat with a $1.50 hot dog deal, Costco workers have one heck of a secret talent — calming angry Alberts armed with pepper spray.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Aspirinmaxxing’: The Troll Tricking White Nationalists Into Ruining Their Livers
Anything to own white nationalists.
By lizalikeminelli
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22 Fresh Fails From Friday October 6, 2023
Once again we've made it to the end of the week, and once again it's a week full of Facepalm in America.
By figgyPudding
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'I’d Shoot You!': Racist Mitch McConnell Lookalike Opens Black Driver’s Car Door And Refuses To Let Them Leave
“Get off of my door, get off of my door!” the man in question yelled at the Yertle the Turtle impersonator, standing mere feet away with an umbrella.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Hiring Manager Ghosts Candidate He Promised Position To Because "A Guy Got Someone Pregnant"
When a college student took an unpaid internship during her senior year, she did so with the understanding that it would help her land a job after school. Unfortunately, that was not the case.
By figgyPudding
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Husband Climbs Into Moving Bus After Seeing His Wife With Another Man
Not even a moving bus could stop one angry husband from confronting his cheating wife, the scorned lover attempting to break into the window of a speeding vehicle after allegedly witnessing his spouse with another man.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Go Sit Down Or I’m Never Gonna Talk To You Again’: Woman Fired After Throwing Tantrum Over German Tourists on a Train
Since humans apparently never learn from our mistakes, yet another woman has blown up her entire life after being recorded freaking out at complete strangers on public transport, yelling at them to “get the ---- out” of the United States.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Tech-Curious Amish Men Shunned After FEMA’s Text Alert Exposed Their Secret Phones
Though Wednesday’s emergency alert may have not transformed us all into a legion of zombies, it did have one adverse impact on a very specific group of unprepared Americans — the Amish.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
20 Facepalms You Should Probably Hide From Your Coworkers
These fails are so fanatic that they might not be best for standard consumption.
By figgyPudding
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'The Smell of the Bbq Sauce Would Make A Crime Scene Investigator Gag': No One Is Less Excited For The Mcrib's Return Than McDonald's Employees
“It turns out not everyone was ready to say goodbye to the McRib after last year's Farewell Tour,” the fast food giant said in a statement, per People.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Theatergoers Pissed When Revolutionaries Interrupt Play About Revolutionaries
The decidedly pro-revolution message of Les Misérables appeared to be lost on an audience during a recent performance in London’s West End after a group of protesters from Just Stop Oil received a resounding round of boos during the show's Act I finale.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'I Want A Sobriety Test': Flight Attendant Kicks Entitled Drunk Couple Off Plane
One entitled couple recently discovered that rules on drinking and flying don’t only apply to pilots, getting booted from a Southwest Airlines flight after appearing visibly intoxicated while attempting to board the plane.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
