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4Chan Leaks Indiana Jones 5 Plot So You Don't Have to Watch

EDITORS NOTE: SPOILERS for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (did you not read the title?)

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Try That in Texas': Kids are Walking Into Random People's Houses for TikTok Clout

"They’d be picking up their teeth and AirPods with broken fingers."

By figgyPudding

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

‘Artificial Intelligence Could Kill All of Us and Hurt Us the Entire Time We’re Dying’: The Best Questions From the Senate’s AI Oversight Subcommittee

On Tuesday, May 16, Senator John Kennedy partook in a hearing for the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on Privacy, Technology & the Laws, where he grilled OpenAI CEO Sam Altman about the risks of A.I. – and the intricacies of a hypothetical robot overtaking.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

25 Clueless People Who Clearly Missed the Joke

Sarcasm isn't for everyone.

By Nathan Johnson

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

'If You're In Line Stay In Line’: The Chaos of Cathay Pacific Offering Free Flights to Hong Kong

On Friday, May 17, airline Cathay Pacific gave away several free plane tickets to the Asian city from several North American locales.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

17 Things Young People Are Sick Of Hearing Old People Complain About

A now-viral Reddit thread combines some of the common complaints of the elderly, and some of the hypocrisy from older folks hits like a ton of bricks.

By Chum Lee

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

31 Times People's Day Went Sideways

We've all experienced those moments in life when everything just goes wrong.

By Nathan Johnson

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Woke Mind Virus Kills the Word Wiener From the Wienermobile

The woke mob is coming for our wieners.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'Gnome Hunting' Isn't Some Goofy TikTok Trend, It's a Nazi Dog Whistle

Cryptid enthusiasts (and people with morals) are horrified that TikTok’s “gnome hunting” meme has nothing to do with actually hunting gnomes.

By angeshier

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Johnny Depp's Teeth Are as Rotten as He Is

We now know why Johnny Depp has his mouth closed in most red-carpet photos.

By lizalikeminelli

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18 People Who Think They're Way Tougher Than They Are

God forbid any of them actually had to get out from behind a keyboard and confront someone in person.

By Nathan Johnson

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Montana's Governor Wants to Control Whole State, Can't Control His Own Son

Though Montana Governor Greg Gianforte may have signed a bill outlawing TikTok in the Treasure State on Wednesday, May 17 his disdain of the cursed clock app may not run in the family.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

18 Awful Celebs That Are Well Liked Since Their Deaths

Should we forgive them just because they've passed?

By Toonacious

Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

‘Our Time Is Now’: Awkward Men Have Become the Hottest Thing on the Dating Market

Sorry hot girls and Chet Hanks – this year is all about awkward dude summer if TikTok’s thirst posts are any indication.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Dude Goes on TV to Talk About Youth Mental Health, Instead Gets Roasted For Killing His Plant

Jack Turban MD is a youth mental health expert, and “an assistant professor of child & adolescent psychiatry at The University of California San Francisco.”

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

30 Unethical Life Hacks for Those Without a Moral Compass

A collection of less-than-above board tips and tricks for people who don't let things like morals stop them.

By Nathan Johnson

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

34 Things that Scream "Merica!"

Some self-deprecating humor in the form of memes might strike a nerve as they ring a little too true.

By Broseph_Mcbrah

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Taylor Swift Fans Are In Crisis Mode Over Her New Problematic Boyfriend Matty Healy

It’s him, hi, he’s the problem it’s him.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Military Cosplayers Get Called Out By Real Airmen for Stolen Valor

TikTok influencers will do just about anything for 'clout' these days, including it would seem, making videos in tactical vests just one step removed from stolen valor.

By figgyPudding

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

'Kris is Getting So lazy': No One Is Buying the Kylie Jenner Timothée Chalamet Dating Rumors

After years of duking it out with the Devil over who works harder, Satan may have finally managed to edge out the KarJenner matriarch.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Guy Padlocks His Milk to Prevent His Coworkers From Stealing It

Office thievery is the eighth deadly sin, and there’s nothing worse than a co-worker stealing the obviously not-for-sharing item you’ve been saving for yourself.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Idiot Shooting Instructor Dodges Live Rounds on the Shooting Range

Trusting your students is an important part of being a good teacher. But this police instructor for the civil police homicide investigation unit in Paraná Brazil might trust his students a little too much.

By figgyPudding

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm