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Bam Margera Is On the Run From Pennsylvania State Police after Threatening to Kill His Brother
The former Jackass and MTV star allegedly threatened to kill his brother Jesse after an altercation early Sunday morning before fleeing into the woods near his Pennsylvania family home.
By Peter Rapine
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Everything Internet Sleuths Have Uncovered About SpaceX's Failed Rocket Launch
Before the April 20th launch of SpaceX’s new ‘Starship’ rocket, boss Elon Musk stated that he “would consider anything that does not result in the destruction of the launch mount itself … to be a win.”
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21 Trashy Fails That Totally Flopped
Facepalms of the extra stinky variety.
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

New Fan App Lets You Pay $100 for A Follow From an Ex-Reality TV Star
Have you ever wanted an ex-reality star to follow you on Instagram? To get that prized dm from an ex-Survivor contestant? Well, for $75 to $200 and you now can thanks to the new Cameo-like service, FanBasis.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Starbucks' New Olive Oil 'Poop Potion' is Making People Shit Themselves
Upon snapping up a pretentiously-sized cup of olive-oil coffee, Starbucks patrons – and their bowels – got a whole lot more than they bargained for, the beverages catalyzing countless bathroom emergencies.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The 'Elite Breeding Couple' Have a Long and Cringeworthy Reddit History
Simone and Malcolm Collins became the main characters of Twitter this week after they were featured in a Telegraph article titled, “Meet the ‘elite’ couples breeding to save mankind.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into
Please take this page's advice, and keep it in your pants.
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'So is the Baby!': Plane Passenger Angry That Baby is Crying Doesn't Like Being Told He's Yelling
"We are in a tin can, with a baby in an echo chamber!"
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Right Wing Conspiracy Theorists Claim Chris of Mr Beast’s Transition is a ‘Humiliation Ritual’
Though a YouTube permaban may have halted SteveWillDoIt’s dreams of becoming MAGA’s knockoff MrBeast, it doesn’t mean he’ll stop attempting to dunk on his one-time competitor any time soon — even if it means conjuring QAnon-esque conspiracies out of thin
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Andrew Tate Listens to Mariah Carey and Smokes a Cigar in Post-Prison Self-Care Video
"No way in Hell is Andrew Tate in his emancipation era."
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Naked Girls and Sanrio Characters: Every Lighter Better Than Twitter's Viral $7k Lighter
Crypto influencer Gavin Mayo learned a very important lesson about flexing on Twitter this week — when it comes to lighters, hentai is better than being a rich douchebag.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

18 Clever Comments That Really Nailed It
These were really on point
Featured 2 years ago in Funny