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Guy Asks For Legal Advice After Ruining Sensory Deprivation Tank With His Diarrhea

A Reddit user posted a question in the subreddit r/legal advice, asking about a uniquely crappy sensory deprivation tank experience.

By figgyPudding

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

James Gunn Has to Calm the Nerds He Incited over a Superman Trunks Twitter Poll

James Gunn is once again tweeting through his problems. This time a self-inflicted shot to the foot after posting a twitter poll regarding Superman's costume.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

All the Dunks and Memes on Netflix's Bullshit Password-Sharing Policy

On today’s installment of time continuing to be a flat circle, it seems that streaming giant Netflix has taken throwback Thursday to a whole new level, boldly following in Blockbuster’s footsteps by continuing to delude themselves into thinking they’re ca

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Old Timey Robber Gets Dunked by Hilarious Commenters

The Bethlehem Police Department posted to their Facebook announcing the arrest of a suspect, people couldn't stop making fun of the robber's silly old gun.

By figgyPudding

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

20 Fool-Hearted Fails and Flounders

These people belong on another planet.

By Nathan Johnson

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Getting to the Bottom of the TikTok Engagement Baiters

Last month, TikToker, influencer and OnlyFans creator @cal_gif took to her platform of more than 371,000 followers to present a very un-modest proposal… one so un-modest even the Rosetta fucking Stone would have an aneurysm attempting to translate it.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

20 Things That Show How no Good Deed Goes Unpunished

The Road To Hades Is Paved With Good Intentions.

By Nathan Johnson

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Here’s Your Daily Reminder to Stop Performing on Airplanes

I promise you, nobody wants to hear you sing on an airplane.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

'OnlyFans Stuff is Dogshit': xQc Says He Prefers 'The Old Stuff' Over OnlyFans

On Monday, January 30, xQc dedicated a segment of his nearly 11-hour stream to discussing a revelation stemming from his broader critique of the Atrioc DeepFake porn drama.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Sisyphus Has Finally Reached the Top, Of Twitter Trends

On today’s episode of grindset girlies wholly missing the point, TikTok hustle porn has finally achieved Camusian levels of absurdity.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Britney Shreds Alyssa Milano for Sticking Her Nose Where It Doesn't Belong

To paraphrase the bard of the late 2000s, — Leave Britney Alone … even you, Alyssa Milano.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

This Guy Makes an Amazingly Insightful Point About Sucking Your Own Dick

Well, according to one man on Twitter, the greatest black pill he’s ever taken was from an anon poster who claimed to have achieved the unachievable - sucking his own dick.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

H3H3 Laughs at QTCinderalla Crying About Her Deepfakes

The Twitch streamer h3h3 is under fire after laughing at a clip of fellow streamer QTCinderella crying about AI adult content using her face.

By figgyPudding

Featured 2 years ago in Creepy

Elon Musk Can't Stop Making Chuck Norris Jokes

It all started on Sunday, January 29, when Dogecoin co-founder Billy Markus took to the platform with an old-school joke about the Return of the Dragon loser-turned notably early 2010s rap battle loser.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

33 Bizarre and Cool Things You Don't Often See

I don't know about you, but I've never found an entire family of crabs living inside a mussel.

By Nathan Johnson

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Entitled Parents Block a Driveway, Call the Cops, and Nearly Get Themselves Arrested

As he was leaving for work he saw a van full of people park in front of his driveway blocking him in. Then the drama unfolded.

By Andrew Cunningham

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'This is My Store': Walmart Karen Hates the Cashiers at Her Local Walmart

This Walmart Karen is upset because she was forced to wait in line, and curses out customers and staff.

By figgyPudding

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Con Artist and Fake Socialite Anna Delvey Wants Your SSN

Though girlboss icon Anna Delvey famously does not have time for this or for you, there is one thing the ambiguous-accented convicted scammer *definitely* does have time for — collecting her friends’ social security numbers.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Grindset Bros Think Bank Loans are the New 'Free Money Hack'

TikTok grindset financial gurus have have discovered a new source of easy cashflow; business loans from the bank.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Self-Appointed Alpha Male Jordan Peterson Has Some Very Beta Steak Preparation Instructions

Despite loudly boasting the benefits of an all-meat diet, it seems (probable) constipation poster child and the king of the incels, Jordan Peterson, apparently has no idea how to actually cook meat beyond what he’s come across on TikTok while furiously sc

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Everything to Know about the Awful Mahomes Family Hangers-on

Meet the dynamic duo of Brittany and Jackson Mahomes, the wife and the brother respectively of Kansas City Chiefs' Quarterback, Patrick Mahomes.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

JK Rowling Continues to Be the World's Biggest Martyr

Despite her nine-figure net worth and ability to do whatever the hell she wants, revisionist author and notable transphobe J.K. Rowling is still committed to her strange obsession with strangers’ genitals.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm