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Mack Hollins Might Just Be the Weirdest Guy in the NFL

Normally, I’m against people who go barefoot everywhere, but I may have to make an exception for this guy.

Elderly People Predict How Well They’ll Do at the Casino. They’re Wrong

Casinos are effectively babysitting halls for the elderly, allowing them to waste away your inheritance one quarter at a time.

People Under House Arrest Have the Hibachi Man Come to Them

Being on house arrest doesn’t mean you can’t have fun.

Not Having a Good Time: 25 People Experiencing Life Going Sideways

Red Sox Fan Literally Has Yankees Fan By the Balls

This dispute between a Red Sox fan and a Yankees fan ended with the former getting a handful of cojones.

Local Man Builds Full-Scale Disneyland in His Basement

If there’s one thing rich people love to do with their homes, it’s add weird shit to them.

Terrible Dubstep Artists Want You to ‘Activate Your Root Chakra’

Dubstep was a mistake.

People Keep Stealing the Olympic Bikes

The Paris Olympics had a wonderful, eco-friendly idea: What if we allowed athletes to use bikes for free?

The Leggings Olympic Beach Volleyball Players Are Wearing Have Somehow Become Controversial

Some people (the majority, I’d wager) tune into the Olympics to see elite athletes at the height of their game compete against one another in an effort to bring glory to their respective countries.

Angry Dude Karate Chops Man’s Side Mirror Off

Road rage can go one of two ways: poorly, and *very* poorly.

23 Old-School Pics of Athletes Smoking Cigarettes

Just because professional athletes are supposed to keep themselves in peak physical condition, doesn't mean the actually do.

This Woman Hates When People Order Fajitas at Her Birthday Dinner

If you’re worried that your friends are paying more attention to their fajitas than to you at your own birthday dinner, those people probably aren’t your friends.

Man Trying to Fix Bug Problem Ends Up With Face Full of Wasps

An “expert” will tell you that the only way to destroy a wasp nest is to drown it.

Cop Giving Guy Ticket Finds Out He’s Got a Warrant for Assaulting an Officer, But Everyone Is Surprisingly Chill About It

Well, that could have gone a whole lot worse.

Vacation Ruined After Wild Boars Take Over Beach

They’re really “hogging” up the space, huh?

It’s Not Just the Beds: Olympic Food is Also Terrible

Athletes at a high level of performance need a lot of calories to keep things going.

Boomer Humor: 27 Memes You'll Find on Your Grandparent's Timeline

Phone: Bad. Black coffee: Good. These memes: Absolutely terrible.

Can I Speak to the Manager? Karen Goes Unhinged on Her Poor Neighbors

Karen's gonna Karen.

Olympic Surfer Ends Up Face Down, Ass Out

The Olympics have athletes in their best physical shape, from toned arms and legs to fully exposed asses.

Truck Filled With Cows Crashes into Liquor Store, Spraying Cows All Over

Bet you never thought you’d see a cow spill before.

‘Pretending to Dirt Bike’ Is a Sport Now. Here’s What It Looks Like

Want to dirt bike but scared of the potential danger?

‘I Yearn for the Urn’: Old Woman Pretty Stoked About Dying

A lot of people fear death, but not this woman.

Kitesurfer Gets Attacked by Pit Bull While on the Beach

BRB, adding “ocean” to my “list of places I might be attacked by a pit bull.”

Insert Foot into Mouth: 20 Facepalm-Worthy Examples Of Things That Aged Poorly

Be careful what you write on the internet, because people don't forget.

Romantic Reunion Ruined by Slippery Floor

If you’re going to run up to a loved one after a long time away, make sure you’re wearing shoes with some decent traction.