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Geico Forced to Pay Woman $5.2 Million After Scum Client Gives Her an STD in His Car

The Joke That Got Dave Weigel Suspended From the Washington Post

After retweeting a sexist joke, Washington Post political reporter Dave Weigel was put on unpaid suspension. The joke came from the Youtuber Cam Harless who said, "Every woman is bi. You just have to figure out if it's polar or sexual."

Sony and Jared Leto Got Trolled Into Re-releasing Morbius and it Bombed Again

This is further proof that most people just don't understand the Internet. After weeks of Morbius memes, Sony saw an opportunity to capitalize on their film's popularity and thought re-releasing the film would spur new fans to see it in theaters.

IG Model Says Her 22-Pound Breasts Got Her Kicked Off Plane

The Instagram model who goes by the name Mary Magdalene claims she was removed from an American Airline flight due to the size of her enormous fake breasts. However, American Airlines has confirmed that this is not the case, she was just in the wrong seat

Man Says He's In Love With His ’98 Chevy

A man from Arkansas who chooses to remain anonymous, for obvious reasons, says that he loves his ’98 Chevy. Unlike most people who love their car, this man is emotionally and physically in love with his vehicle.

Shakira’s Cheating Boyfriend Officially the World’s Dumbest Man

Kim K Says She’d ‘Literally’ Eat Poop

Kim Kardashian recently sat down with the New York Times for what turned out to be an intimate interview complete with excrement.

Elon Musk Challenges Accuser to Describe His Genitals

In a story first reported by Insider, Musk was accused of rubbing the flight attendant's leg without permission and offered to buy her a horse if she gave him an erotic massage while on the plane.

Influencer Facing Charges After Starting Forest Fire for Video

Pissed-off Dolphin Drags Trainer Around Underwater at Miami Seaquarium

It has since been confirmed that the trainer was taken to the hospital, but did not sustain any serious injuries.

Couple Does the Most and Lights Themselves On Fire For Their Aisle Walk

Gabe Jessop and Ambyr Mishelle are stunt doubles who have worked on shows such as "Yellowstone" and the movie "Hereditary". They used their work skills to wow their audience at a wedding with a pyrotechnic stunt.

Cooking Show Goes Up in Smoke After Woman Starts a Grease Fire, Almost Burns House Down

In the clip, Kjanecaron is searing a steak in a pan, waving her hand around the smoke-filled room when the pan catches fire.

Tattoo Artist Gets Roasted After Unveiling Awful E-40 Tattoo

Zillow Works Hard but Karma Works Harder, ‘Low’ Flood Risk House Falls into Ocean

A house in Rodanthe, NC has been taken by rising sea levels.

People Can't Believe This Turtle is Racist

After a series of videos showing a turtle attacking a pair of black shoes went viral, some people are vowing to never use paper straws again.

Woman Deported From Bali After Naked Photoshoot With 700 Year Old Tree

Russian tourist, Alina Fazleeva, was in tears, pleading for forgiveness after offending many locals for posing naked next to a sacred tree in Bali, Indonesia.

Netflix Sues Itself Over Subscriber Losses

Madison Cawthorn Poked the Beast and Now He's Paying For It

Honestly, we don't give a shit what he wants to do behind closed doors. Sure it's weird that he wants to do this stuff with his cousin, but hey, I"m told the south is more practiced in that sort of stuff.

DC Star Ezra Miller's Career is Over in a Flash

Ezra Miller, known for playing The Flash in the DC franchise among other popular roles, has once again been arrested in Hawaii.

Marvel Freak Spends $3,400 Seeing 'Spider-Man: No Way Home' 292 Times

Man Gets $450,000 After Suing Workplace for Celebrating His Birthday

Crypto Bro Humiliated After $2M 'First Tweet NFT' Sale Ends at $280

Khloe Kardashian Admits to Photoshopping Her Daughter On Vacation at Disneyland

Khloe Kardashian not only photoshopped her four-year-old daughter, True, into a Disney trip she wasn't taken along for, she accidentally confirmed as much after actually taking her to the 'most magical place on Earth yesterday.

Man in Gas Mask Drops Smoke Bombs, Opens Fire in NYC Subway

An unidentified gunman opened fire this morning on a Brooklyn subway train in New York City, wounding over a dozen people and leaving five in critical condition.

12 Facts That Prove Amazon is the Scum of the Earth

Our tax payer dollars are going towards helping Amazon replace better jobs with worse ones, and then paying those workers the money that Amazon should be. The government is helping Amazon steal our tax money from us.