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Man On Zoom Call Says Working From Home 'Isn't Really Working'

Though Willett Advisors exec Steven Ratner may have attempted to make a rousing argument advocating returning to in-person work in his recent New York Times OpEd, his actions managed to send a different message when he called in remotely for a television

r/RantsFromRetail Is Proof the Customer Is Never Right

“Everyone should have to work in customer service at some point in their life.”

Paramedics On TikTok Are Revealing Their Most Horrifying Career Moments

The human body is a disgusting, disgusting thing.

Congressman Embarrasses Himself Asking TikTok CEO How WiFi Works

"Mr, Chew, does TikTok access the home wifi network?" asked North Carolina Rep. Richard Hudson about an hour into questioning.

All the Dunks on Justin Roiland's "Justice" Tweet

The disgraced writer posted a photo to his Instagram and Twitter with a one-word caption; “Justice.”

Circus Circus Is Getting Torn to Shreds on Yelp and For Good Reason

The hotel and casino Circus Circus is an extravagant staple of the Las Vegas strip and is known for being entertaining, family-friendly, and the worst-rated hotel in Vegas, according to Yelp.

Ticketmaster's $5 Refund Emails Are a Masterclass In Pettiness

Ticketmaster can apparently dish out asinine and pointless service fees on a whim, but can’t stomach refunding their overcharged fans a measly $10.

'Please Don't Destroy My Life': Her Husband Cheated On Her and Now TikTok Is Trying to Get Him Fired

After Rachael Buck discovered her husband’s five-hour secret trip to a Las Vegas strip club, she took to TikTok to vent her frustrations.

‘The Andrew Tate for Women’: Toxic Female Tiktokers Encourage Women to Only Date Men Who Will Pay Them $10,000,000

Semi-decent-kickboxer turned Romanian prisoner, Andrew Tate, has finally met his match … well, his match that *isn’t* Greta Thunburg or jail ghosts. Enter the world of TikTok’s latest dating trend — femcel influencers.

People Reveal Their Weirdest Experiences at Somebody Else’s House

We’ve all been to friends’ houses who had a fully stocked beer fridge, or parents who hated each other, or an overtly horny dog humping your leg.

Twitter's New Public Bookmark Feature is Being Called the 'Jerk Off Ratio'

Bad news for people who like to beat their meat in peace — weeks after Twitter’s public view counter illustrated just how unpopular we all evidently are, the platform’s Musk-y overlords have unveiled their latest visible metric— publicly displaying the n

Netflix's Newest Children's Film Has a Decidedly NSFW Title

Now if you’ll excuse us, we’ll be determining who we need to chupa at Netflix to get them to change this weird ass title.

Climate Activists Glue Themselves to a Tanker Full of Cooking Oil Mistaking It For Crude Oil

Instead of stopping big oil, they stopped the slicking of local frying pans.

'Why Can’t My Dreams Come True?': Austin Butler Gets Oscar Snub Meme Treatment

Elvis seemed to be a favorite going into last night's Academy Awards with 8 nominations including a Best Actor nom for star, Austin Butler.

Cop Thought Her Bodycam Was Off, Records Herself Stealing Nearly $10,000 from Resident

The female officer and her co-conspirator can be seen pocketing various items they find while doing a search of the premises.

'Yes, He's the A--hole': Husband Refuses to Split Bill For the Birth of His Child

On today’s installment of men being the most oblivious creatures on the planet...

Jake Paul Blames His Loss to Tommy Fury on Wet Dream

Weeks after YouTuber Jake Paul made headlines (on Macaulay Culkin’s half-birthday) after spectacularly losing his boxing match against pro fighter Tommy Fury, the somehow less-annoying Paul brother got candid about his loss, blaming the defeat on a wet dr

‘Alas She Would Never Date Me’: Elon Says ‘Aryan AOC’ Is Too Cool for Him

People Think Justin Bieber's Birthday Pics Are Proof He Hates His Wife

After weeks of silently standing in the eye of the internet’s latest celebrity beef, it seems Justin Bieber has finally spoken … or at least let his lighter do the talking.

Twitter Employee Asks Elon for Clarification on His Employment and Elon Ridicules Him on His Own App

The sideshow circus of Elon Musk's Twitter has hit another monumental low this week as the CEO openly mocked, then fired a disabled employee via tweet.

Mr. Beast Asked His Fans for Free Labor and They Gladly Responded

We can’t guarantee that fixing Mr. Beast’s Feastable displays will earn you a $10,000 check from YouTube’s biggest creator, but we can guarantee that not fixing his displays, won’t.

People Are Debating If It’s Okay for Parents To Have Sex with Their Kids In the House

To bone or not to bone, that is the question …. that has been dividing parents on Twitter.

Why The Weeknd Has Gone to War Against Rolling Stone

Though Abel Tesfaye — a.k.a. The Weeknd — may possess a host of talents, nabbing four Grammys, pulling off a god-tier Super Bowl and singlehandedly salvaging the Toronto rap scene’s reputation (thanks, Drake!) it seems there’s one thing he can’t do: Read

OnlyFans Model Banned from CrossFit Gym Over Picture She Took In Their Locker Room

As if the crossfit community wasn't already the most insufferable group of humans in existence, they doubled down on that stereotype after kicking an OnlyFans model out of their cult- I mean gym.

TikTok’s ‘Bold Glamour’ Filter Is Seriously Messing With People’s Perception of Themselves

As TikToker @ispyshiny so aptly put it in her caption — “I am so happy my teenage self only had dog ears on Snapchat.”