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The ‘Succulent Chinese Meal’ Guy Has Finally Been Reunited with His Arrestors

The internet has seen a lot of characters come and go over the years.

How the United States Government Inadvertently Inspired Stuffed Crust Pizza

How the government played a role in the creation of stuffed crust pizza.

22 of the Funniest Tweets of the Week

Another week another batch of funny tweets.

25 Cars That Have Been Turned Into Pickups

Why should pickup beds be reserved for trucks?

'He's Lost His Mind': Conan O'Brien Is the Only Celebrity to Actually Get 'Hot Ones'

We love you Conan and welcome back.

Man Delivers on Five-Year Promise to Build a DIY Shark Tank in His Living Room

It’s easy to talk a big game on the internet when you’re anonymous and nobody can hold you to account.

Kid Pulls Off the Most Disrespectful Flex In Tee Ball History

Kids these days, they have no respect for others.

11 Minutes of Norm McDonald Roasting O.J. Simpson on Weekend Update

It's a big day for America and an even bigger day for hell.

Better Safe Than Sorry: 30 People Who Were Glad They Over-Prepared

When overthinking is a good thing

24 of the Funniest Tweets From Today, According to Us

Another day another roundup of funny tweets from the comedians of Twitter.

Gen Z Is Learning a Hard Lesson About MD 20/20

Sometimes FAFO-ing involves waking up “in the middle of a field with absolutely no recollection of how you got there.”

Cop Gets a Face Full of Asphalt After Getting Juked By a Pig

If you've never tried to wrangle a pig then you haven't lived.

20 Game-Changing Life Hacks That Are Cleverly Simple

20 Shower Thoughts That'll Make You Think 'No Duh'

Shower thoughts once ruled the internet.

44 Late-Night Pics to Peep Until the Sun Comes Up

Now that the kids have been put to bed and the dishes have been done it's time for some late-night meme action.

39 Amateur Artists Showing Off Their Incredible Talents

Art is in the eye of the beholder and in this case, that's us.

31 Epic and Fun Pictures of the Eclipse

Americans from all over the country traveled to regions where they could get a better view. Those people also took some spectacular photos.

Dudes Welcome the 9/9/9 Challenge: 9 Beers and 9 Hot Dogs Across 9 Innings

The challenge consists of consuming nine hotdogs and nine beers across nine innings.

The Mark of Doom: What Our Ancestors Thought of Solar Eclipses

From demons eating the sun to Loki — yes, that Loki — causing chaos, here are what some of our ancestors thought of solar eclipses.

This Is What Total Solar Eclipse Looks Like

Today is the day we've all been waiting for, a day when the moon will block out the sun and everyone is being totally normal about it.

Boss Tells Employee to Call the Police Any Time an Alarm Goes Off, So He Does, and the CEO Gets a Ticket

If you're going to make an employee enforces a policy, you should probably make sure that the policy is working correctly.

Chilean Expedition Reveals Never Before Seen Sea Creatures and They’re Weird as Hell

Much of the ocean is still unexplored. That’s why, whenever we manage to go to an area of the water we’ve never been to before, we’re continually amazed by what we find there.

The Most Exciting Posts from Facebook's 'Dull Men's Club'

Life isn’t always a thrill ride. Sometimes, life’s greatest pleasures come not in the form of major events, but in the little things that keep us going. This revelation is the genesis of Facebook’s “Dull Men’s Club,” where men from around the world gather

29 Stoner Memes for People Who Are High Right Now

Don't worry bro, you don't look that high, no one can tell, trust me.

28 Solar Eclipse Memes to Block Out the Sun

Next Monday, April 8, there will be a total eclipse over the United States.