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20 Pickup Lines That Belong in the Hall of Fame

If you want to have success in the modern dating world, the unfortunate truth is, you have to be good over text.

26 of the Funniest Tweets of the Week (November 4, 2023)

In need of a perfect short escape? Look no further.

'No, Let Him On the Team': Everyone Want's This Possum On Their College Football Team

I know this is a controversial statement, but you couldn't pay me to watch college football.

22 Pieces of Useful Information In The Form of Infographics

You might learn something here.

19 Intriguing Photos of Our Fascinating World

When you see the world in new and unique ways, you gain a new appreciation for just how big and expansive our world is.

Line Dancing Dude Only Has His One Move, But He's Really Good At It

I don't know what he's doing but I love it.

Statistically Accurate Gas Station Graffiti Poll Settles the A** or T*ts Debate Once and For All

“This unscientific poll has been going on at the local gas station for the last few months,” they captioned a snap of an unknown Royal Farms location.

'What In the GTA?': Nude Man Beats Up Cop and Steals His Car On the Las Vegas Strip

One nude Las Vegas man decided to take GTA from PS5 to IRL, beating the hell out of a local cop before hijacking — and quickly crashing — his patrol cruiser.

Watch a Man Chop Down a Tree Using Just a Slingshot

The internet is full of unorthodox methods for doing everyday tasks.

'Tell Me This Isn’t Real': Another Baffling Plane Suspended In Mid-Air Caught On Camera

What is going on here and why does it hurt my head trying to figure out what I just saw?

20 Fresh Tweets to Help Your Post-Halloween Sugar Crash

Hope you are all coming down from your sugar high after Halloween yesterday.

Rugby Players Practice Giving Each Other the Ultimate Wedgies

The Rugby World Cup recently took place in France and increased publicity surrounding the event meant that many people learned about rugby for the first time.

Meet The Honorable Ginger Gooch, Everyone's Favorite New State Judge

Some people are just easy marks.

21 Halloween Memes and Costumes to Get You Into the Spooky Mood

Happy Halloween eBaum’s World readers!

Boss Forces Skilled Employee to Work Overtime, So Employee Uses His Skills to Do Nothing

If you have an employee who can do their job without having to pay them overtime, wouldn't you want them to do that? Not if you're a poor manager.

Scammer Pretending to Be CEO, Gets Trolled

This person got a clearly phony text from the "CEO" of the company who was "stuck in a meeting" but urgently needed apple iTunes cards.

Monday Morning Randomness: 36 Fresh Memes and Funny Pics to Start the Week

Get the week started off on the right foot with this dose of distractions.

Dude Publicly Shoots His Shot With Influencer, and People Are Calling It a Byproduct of the ‘Travis Kelce Effect’

Redditor Says He Has ‘Apocalypse-Ready’ 2.5 TB Adult Video Collection

If there ever is a nearly world-ending apocalypse, cranking it is probably going to be one of the last things on your mind.

‘That Glass Is Impressive’: Nunchuck Master Meets His Match Against ‘Very Tough Security Door’

While you spent your time getting mad online, this man mastered the nunchucks.

‘Dad’s New Driver’: Man Records His Neighbor’s Kid Smashing His Driver Over and Over Again

Playing golf can be expensive.

‘He Was Waiting for This Moment His Whole Life’: Two Bros Have a Flex-Off on the Jumbotron

People love a little healthy competition, which is why we have sports.

BOO-bies Are 2023’s Must-Have Sexy Halloween Costume

Though it's unclear how exactly this cursed costume came to be, they're most definitely onto something. To quote the old October adage, ghouls out, girls out.

‘The John Wick of Sticks’: Dude Is Living the Male Dream and Has the Wall of Stick-Pistols to Prove It

We’ve previously discussed the simple beauty of a great stick.

'The Very Essence of Amsterdam': Man Trips Hard In Amsterdam After Enjoying One Too Many Space Brownies

In the now-viral clip, the man, who presumably had one-too-many space cakes and possibly a few extra mushrooms, can be seen teetering over the body of water, somehow managing to fall asleep intertwined with the metal bars.