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Thanks to the Iphone 11 C**Kfishing Just Got Easier

C**kfishing is the male version of catfishing and best described as when the dong don't look like the photos.

Man Suspected Of Shoplifting In His Bulge Drops Pants To Prove He's Just Well-Hung

Oh man, I totally know what that's like... *laughs nervously*

Frankie Muniz Wants Lizzo To Put Malcolm On The Bottom, Use Him Like A Purse

Well, there go the last shreds of purity from my childhood.

Snoop Dogg Trolls Tekashi 6ix9ine, Reminds Everyone That Martha Stewart Served Time Without Ratting

Snoop showin' everybody what a real G looks like.

Wayback WHENSday: Sniper Pug

A tribute to the honorable service of Sergeant Pugsley.

Democrats Receive Criticism For Saying One Thing and Doing Another

This criticism is more rhetorical than practical but we feel it needs to be said.

Jacksonville Jaguars' Gardner Minshew II Is The Most Memeable QB In The NFL

The legend of Gardner Minshew II is only just beginning.

Storm Area 51 Mega Thread and Continuing Coverage

Best Tweets And Reactions To #StormingArea51

The day has finally arrived!

Antonio Brown Forces Doctor To Smell His Beefers, Gets Sued

The talented All-Pro receiver's year-old farts are causing a pretty big stink in the present day.

Sean Bean is Turning Down Roles to Avoid Being Killed On Screen after 23 Deaths

Steal His Look With The Hank Hill Starter Pack

Halloween is coming just around the corner and there not a better time to get your life in order. This week, we've gathered together everything you need to become the best Hank Hill you can be.

Bang Bros Bid $10 Million To Rename Miami's NBA Stadium to "Bang Bros Center"

Nothing like flying down to MIA to watch a game at the BBC.

Kobe Bryant Calls Out an "Uncommitted" 7th Grader In Controversial Instagram Post

Imagine playing against Kobe Bryant's daughters team and losing by more than 80+ points!

YouTubers Arrested For Trespassing After Storm Area 51 Music Festival 'Alien Stock' Was Cancelled

Matty Roberts the creator of the Storm Area 51 Facebook page and founder of Alien Stock has pulled out of the event amid fears of a 'humanitarian crisis', claiming the festival organizers were like Fyre Festival 2.0.

The Official Jeremey Renner Amazon Store Is A Goldmine For Brooding Dads

Jeremey Renner has partnered with Amazon to help provide his fans with the best out-door gear on the market. Let's hope it doesn't get deleted.

On This Day In eBaum's World History, A Look Back At 9/11/04

This week we're doing something a little bit different for Wayback WHENsday.

Apple Just Released The iPhone 11 and The Internet Is Roasting It With Memes

Apple just released the iphone 11 and the memes are already pouring in.

Australian Man Accidentally Gets Charged $99,983.64 For A Single Beer

Peter Lalor, a cricket writer and beer editor found a massive hole in his bank account after the hotel he was staying at way over charged him for a beer.

Taylor Swift's New Album Dethroned From #1 Spot By TOOL, Baffling Her Younger Fans

Taylor Swift's new album is about to be outsold by TOOL, a band most of her young followers have never heard of.

Jeremy Renner Deletes His App After It's Overrun By Trolls

Fans began impersonating Jeremy Renner on his own app and forced the Avenger to permanently delete app after it became apparent he no longer had control over his platform.

Trump's Hurricane Dorian Sharpie Edit Becomes Instant Meme

Donald Trump is under fire after he brought out a poster board showing the path of Hurricane Dorian, which he edited with a sharpie to show the "true path" of the hurricane.

Guy Using a Drone to Fly Himself over the Water to Fish Could Be in Some Legal Trouble

It's not 100% clear whether using a homemade drone to lift yourself into the air is illegal in Australia.

NYT Op-ed Columnist Bret Stephens Doesn't Like Being Called A Bed Bug

"If you want, you can come to my house, meet my family and call me a bed-bug to my face."

People Are Tweeting About The Signs Of Getting Fired, And Here Are Some of the Best

Sometimes, you just feel it coming.