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‘Become Imperceptible’: Wearing an Extra Finger Might Be A Criminal’s Get Out of Jail Free Card

I don’t know much about career criminals, but I have to assume they’re on the cutting edge of technology when it comes to ways to avoid getting caught by the fuzz.

By cathybara

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Women are Asking Their BFs and Husbands to ‘Name A Woman’

It’s almost the holidays, and evidently, people are already getting a little stir-crazy stuck at home with their partners, if this recent TikTok trend is anything to go by.

By cathybara

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Sad Beige Mom Makes Sad Beige Tree and Everyone Thinks She’s Giving Her Toddler Paint Poisoning

Much has been made in recent years about the ‘sad beige parenting’ trend.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Luxury Brand Hosting A 'Loot Out' Allowing Customers to 'Loot' Their Stores

I’m no capitalism expert, but it’s my understanding that in general, most companies encourage people to give them money in exchange for goods and services so they can turn a profit.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Gets Caught Shoplifting During 'Shop With a Cop' Event

There’s no good time to commit a crime, but there are plenty of bad ones.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Hammered, Slurring Nurse Tries to Convince Officers She's Like, Definitely Not Drunk

The best way to prove you’re not drunk? Slurrily demand that the police officers apprehending you on suspicions of drunk driving turn their focus onto robberies.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Police Find Gun Hidden in Man’s Rectum During Search

Police have apprehended yet another asshole with a gun.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'In A Goddamn Airplane?': Public Menace Makes Shrimp and Mashed Potatoes In an Airplane Bathroom

This is one way to put yourself on the no-fly list.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Italians Be Pooping’: Is There Any Truth to That European Poop Map?

Recently, Twitter/X users have been arguing over a map that purports to show how often Europeans use the bathroom.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Deer Breaks Deer Statue While Trying to Bang It

The world is a confusing place if you’re an animal.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

A Green Line Test Analysis of Taylor Swift’s TIME Magazine Person of the Year Cover

According to the green line test guy, Taylor and her cat Benjamin Button, might be on the rocks.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Throw Some Money': Woman Throws Out All Her Boyfriend's Belongings Onto the Street After Catching Him In Bed With Another Woman

All things must end, sadly. Sometimes, those things are relationships. And while you’d hope that a breakup will end amicably, that is not always how things shake out.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Once You Start Seeing Red Trucks Carrying Christmas Trees You Won’t Be Able to Stop

Move over, string lights, fruitcakes, and evergreens, another symbol of the Holiday Season is being forced upon us — little red trucks hauling Christmas trees.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Venice Tourists Flip Boat After Taking Too Many Selfies

Venice is, supposedly, a beautiful city.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Rubi Rose’s Number One OnlyFans Sub Gets Tattoo of Star to Prove His Loyalty After Already Spending $62,000

In this brave new world, almost all creators, influencers and celebrities have dealt with the issue of parasocial relationships.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Live From London, This Is FU News': BBC Anchor Flips Off Camera Moments Before Starting Segment

BBC News briefly turned to BRD News on Wednesday, after one of the network’s “chief prenters” was caught flipping off the camera moments before signing on for her newscast.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Karen Sentenced to 60 Days As A Fast Food Worker After Throwing Chipotle Tantrum

Months after hurling her Chipotle bowl at an unwitting cashier, one angry Ohioan discovered that you shouldn’t throw the lime if you can’t do the time, landing a 60-day sentence as a fast food employee.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Panera's Charged Lemonade Has (Allegedly) Killed Another Person

Come to Panera for the charged lemonade, stay because you’re dead.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'He’s In the Blast Zone': Elephant Rips the Greatest Fart Ever Farted Right In Cameraman's Face

One traveler proved that while not all heroes may wear capes, they sure as hell can take a lot of wind — specifically from an elephant’s ass.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Canadian Man Demands McDonald’s Employee Give Him Pokemon Cards With His Happy Meal, Fights Bystander When They Refuse

In his quest to catch ‘em all, one Pokemon fan found himself catching something else — some (well-deserved) hands.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Cu-I mean RUMchata': Guy’s Risque Zelle Caption Gets Flagged and Earns Him A Call From His Bank

For as long as apps like Venmo and Zelle have existed, people have been entertaining their friends with hilarious captions for otherwise mundane purchases.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Inflatable Santa Gunned Down in Drive-By Shooting

Street crime is rampant — and not even Santa is safe.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Father Sits Through the Worst School Clarinet Recital of All Time

One exasperated dad proved that much like faces, there are also clarinet solos only a father could love, heading to TikTok with a glimpse of his son’s very … squeaky school recital.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Red Lobster Bailing on $20 Endless Shrimp After Losing Millions

It turns out, telling Americans they can eat as much shrimp as they want for $20 makes you lose money. Who would have thought?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Is Apple Developing the World’s Smartest C–k Ring?

Companies are busy developing smart devices for all parts of the body — including your downstairs.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Funny - articles

‘Become Imperceptible’: Wearing an Extra Finger Might Be A Criminal’s Get Out of Jail Free Card

Women are Asking Their BFs and Husbands to ‘Name A Woman’

Sad Beige Mom Makes Sad Beige Tree and Everyone Thinks She’s Giving Her Toddler Paint Poisoning

Luxury Brand Hosting A 'Loot Out' Allowing Customers to 'Loot' Their Stores

Woman Gets Caught Shoplifting During 'Shop With a Cop' Event

Hammered, Slurring Nurse Tries to Convince Officers She's Like, Definitely Not Drunk

Police Find Gun Hidden in Man’s Rectum During Search

'In A Goddamn Airplane?': Public Menace Makes Shrimp and Mashed Potatoes In an Airplane Bathroom

‘Italians Be Pooping’: Is There Any Truth to That European Poop Map?

Deer Breaks Deer Statue While Trying to Bang It

A Green Line Test Analysis of Taylor Swift’s TIME Magazine Person of the Year Cover

'Throw Some Money': Woman Throws Out All Her Boyfriend's Belongings Onto the Street After Catching Him In Bed With Another Woman

Once You Start Seeing Red Trucks Carrying Christmas Trees You Won’t Be Able to Stop

Venice Tourists Flip Boat After Taking Too Many Selfies

Rubi Rose’s Number One OnlyFans Sub Gets Tattoo of Star to Prove His Loyalty After Already Spending $62,000

'Live From London, This Is FU News': BBC Anchor Flips Off Camera Moments Before Starting Segment

Karen Sentenced to 60 Days As A Fast Food Worker After Throwing Chipotle Tantrum

Panera's Charged Lemonade Has (Allegedly) Killed Another Person

'He’s In the Blast Zone': Elephant Rips the Greatest Fart Ever Farted Right In Cameraman's Face

Canadian Man Demands McDonald’s Employee Give Him Pokemon Cards With His Happy Meal, Fights Bystander When They Refuse

'Cu-I mean RUMchata': Guy’s Risque Zelle Caption Gets Flagged and Earns Him A Call From His Bank

Inflatable Santa Gunned Down in Drive-By Shooting

Father Sits Through the Worst School Clarinet Recital of All Time

Red Lobster Bailing on $20 Endless Shrimp After Losing Millions

Is Apple Developing the World’s Smartest C–k Ring?

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