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Jim Cramer Apologizes to Investors after Saying Meta Stock Can ‘Only Go Up’

After claiming that Meta "has nowhere else to go but up" back in June, Cramer was so ashamed of his decisions that he couldn't even look at the cameras as his eyes welled up with tears as he said, "I made a mistake here. I was wrong. I trusted this manage

The 'Liver King' Wants You to 'Eat Testicles, Not Vegetables'

Liver King’s favorite thing to eat is, you guessed it, animal liver.

Lillian Droniak is the Internet's Funniest and Most Savage Granny

Lillian Droniak, better known as Grandma Droniak, has gained an insane 5 Million followers on TikTok at 92 years young.

Elon Musk Thinks He’s Too Smart for Chess

Elon Musk is making headlines after tweeting that the game of chess is "too simple to be useful in real life."

Influencer Says He Doesn’t Talk to His Family Because They're 'Irrelevant'

The social media influencer Larz has stated that he no longer speaks with his family, calling them “irrelevant” because they have fewer followers than he does.

New Jersey Barber Ends His Cuts With a Gentle Kiss on the Forehead

Bryan Sematore is a barber based in Ridgewood, New Jersey who’s racked up thousands of Instagram views, and 66k follows on TikTok by providing a snippet of affection to his clients.

Karen Complains About Karen-themed Halloween Decorations and Forces Town to Remove Them

The witty display was likely a lighthearted jab at the ubiquitous stereotype, but one resident felt otherwise.

Shakira’s Cheating Ex May Be Forced to Wear Her Name on His Jersey

It was reported back in June of this year that pop sensation Shakira had caught long-time husband and soccer player Gerard Pique cheating.

The Softest Generation Ever Thinks Thumb-Up Emoji is Passive Aggressive

Linguistics in the age of emojis is a tricky thing. The meaning behind words and symbols are ever-evolving, and every budding generation seems to communicate slightly differently.

50 Cent Responds to His Son With the Perfect Troll

Marques Jackson, son of 50 Cent, is offering to pay his dad $6,700 just to hang out with him.

Dad Thwarts Would Be Toilet Paper Crew With Flamethrower

A group of Baraboo High School boys partaking in a homecoming tradition of TPing houses on the night of October 5th wound up face to face with an angry dude dressed in military dregs wielding a flamethrower.

$1.5 Million Prototype Floating Home Capsizes at Unveiling

On September 22nd, the prototype “SeaPod,” a $1.5 million floating-home-of-the-future, capsized the instant it was unveiled and subsequently sank.

Arnold Reacts to a Woman's Slap Fight Competition

We all know some sports that fly under the radar and are arguably… not a sport. Curling, quidditch, and bowling are notable for hitting the somewhat mainstream.

‘Violent Night’ Is Perfect Blend of Holiday Hijinks and Gory Goodness

The Saturday night New York Comic Con screening of Violent Night was an early holiday gift for everyone in attendance.

Hans Niemann Screened for Anal Beads after Investigation Concludes He Cheated 100 Times

People Are Outraged Mario Doesn’t Have a Thicc Dumper

That's Italy's A**! Do it some justice!

Macaque at the Wheel: Bus Driver in Hot Water For Letting Monkey Steer Bus Full of Passengers

According to passengers the monkey boarded the bus with everyone else and took a seat next to the driver. After a while, he decided to climb up on the steering wheel and the driver allowed it.

Comics Are Tired of 'SNL' Ripping off Their Work

One episode into their new season, and Saturday Night Live is already stealing content for their late-night sketch-based comedy show.

Six Times Celebs and Athletes Pooped Their Pants

Pooping your pants is just a part of living this crazy thing we call life. I've been there, you've been there. We've all done it.

10 Years Ago This Scottish Mom Was Disgusted By Her Daughter's Sh*t

"Which one of you's doesn't know how to flush a toilet?"

Spain Has a Thicc New Mascot Named ‘Bussi’ and We’re Obsessed

What in the ever-loving nightmare fuel is going on in Spain?

Anthony Hopkins is the Most Acclaimed Sh*tposter Ever

Sir Anthony Hopkins, acclaimed Academy Award-winning thespian, has evolved into a prolific TikToker with Hannibal Lecter vibes.

Beyond Meat COO Realizes Vegan Food Tastes like Trash, Bites Man’s Nose

53-year-old COO of Beyond Meat, Doug Ramsey was arrested for biting another man's nose outside of Razorback Stadium on Saturday the 17th.

Sixers’ Head Coach Caught Being Horny on Twitter

Glenn 'Doc' Rivers, head coach of the Philadelphia 76ers may need to take a break from his Twitter account.

Food Delivery Robot DGAF About Active Crime Scene

This past Tuesday in Los Angeles, a determined little delivery bot named Connie put itself in harm's way to ensure an Uber Eats order arrived on time.