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'I Will Put a Trinidad Scorpion up My A**': Couple’s Hilarious First Tinder Messages Go Viral
Sending a risky message on Tinder is pretty common, especially considering the odds you’ll ever meet your match in person are heavily outweighed by the humor of sending them your darkest intrusive thoughts.
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

This Chipotle Hack Will Net You Four Meals for $9
Listen up, broke college students: This TikToker’s Chipotle hack may just change your life.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Not Even Gun Nuts Support a Five-Year-old Dual-Wielding Pistols
Kids these days seem to be growing up faster than ever before. While kids of yore may have played with soccer balls and Yu-Gi-Oh! cards (for the outdoor and indoor kids, respectively), the youth of today have apparently thrown those toys aside in favor of
Featured 1 year ago in Wow

False Profit: Kris Jenner May Be Orchestrating Church Money Laundering Scheme, Finance Expert Claims
They say that the devil works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder. But could she have somehow found the time amongst managing her children’s careers to somehow establish a church-based money-laundering scheme? One TikToker certainly seems to think so.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Wow


'Looks Like A Facehugger, Bro': Horror Fans Terrified after 20-Armed Sea Creature Discovered In the Arctic
The Xenomorph from the Alien series is alive, well, and apparently, traversing the depths of the Southern Ocean, according to a handful of social media horror fans.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Dunkin’ Donuts’ “Spiked Coffee” Is Going to Turn Boston Into 'Mad Max'
If you live in Boston, you might as well start boarding up your windows now. Why? Because Dunkin’ Donuts has announced that they will be releasing a series of spiked coffees and teas, a move that will surely turn the Massachusetts capital into the Purge.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Stop Thinking About Yourself and Stay the Hell Home!': Hawaiian Influencer Begs Tourists To Cancel Their Trips As Maui Wildfires Continue To Burn
As wildfires continue to ravage the Island of Maui, an inferno that has killed 36 and destroyed tens of thousands of homes and businesses, Hawaiian TikToker @sweet.t.808 has one message for summer travelers still looking to enjoy a getaway to the tropical
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow

'Get Your A** Out of My Country': Karen Screams at Pedestrians after Nearly Bulldozing Them With Her Car
One Karen decided to make her poor driving skills everyone’s problem during a recent trip to an Albuquerque, New Mexico mall, launching into a racist tirade after nearly bulldozing a Latino couple.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Former Pentagon DIA Believes Aliens Are Giving Her Information about ‘The Cube within a Sphere’ UFO Reports
During the recent congressional UFO hearings featuring Air Force veteran David Grusch, two other men were also questioned, including former Navy fighter pilot Ryan Graves.
Featured 1 year ago in Wow

'Pour One In': Lil Tay Is Not Dead
Hours after Lil Tay’s family announced that both she and her old brother, Jason Tian, had died in a social media post on Wednesday, several questions have surfaced on the 14-year-old’s untimely passing — including a few from her evidently confused father.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

A Boat Collision In Italy Left a Woman Dead by Propeller
One family’s Italian summer vacation has ended tragically after a horrific crash left one woman, Bloomsbury USA President Adrienne Vaughan, dead, her husband seriously injured, and her two children in shock.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Utah Man Killed By FBI Once Joked He'd Have A "Loaded Gun Handy" If They Came To His Home
One Utah man learned a hard lesson about shitposting too close to the sun this week, getting shot and killed by the FBI after making several social media threats against Joe Biden and other government officials ahead of the President’s visit to the Beehiv
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow