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This Guy Is the Only Source You Need to Read About the Allegedly Imminent Alien Invasion
This past weekend, the United States shot down three foreign flying objects over Alaska, Canada, and Michigan. Here is everything we do know about this new wave of unidentified arial phenomena.
Featured 2 years ago in Wow

The 'Girl's Girl' is The Newest TikTok Classification For Women
Embodied by figures like Mia Khalifa, Emily Ratajkowski and the queen of BimboTok herself, Chrissy Chlapecka, the girl’s girl is the stranger in the bar bathroom who tells you how hot and smart and pretty you are.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Women On TikTok Are Using ‘Pink Canoe’ and ‘Brown Kayak’ to Give Advice about Sex and Health
Move over “unalive,” “seggs,” and the nearly Julia Fox-canceling “mascara,” it seems TikTok algospeak has taken a turn for the horny, with several users starting a unique discourse on watersports.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Kylie Jenner Throws Tone Deaf AstroWorld Themed Bday Party
Weeks after Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner sparked backlash for naming their son “my penis” in Arabic, the pair have proved that their taste in birthday party themes isn’t much better than their taste in baby names.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

5-Foot-9 Ben Shapiro Categorically Denies Ever Having Lip Injections
After years of attempting to use his platform to denounce immigrants, it seems Ben Shapiro has decided to tackle another type of migration — denying the pervasive online rumors surrounding his allegedly wonky lip filler.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny