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US Navy Reports Unidentified Drones 'Swarmed' Them For Weeks

The Navy's top officials, including the Chief of Naval Operations, were notified, however, none were able to identify what the drones were or where they came from.

Judd Apatow Overhears Kanye Complaining about Poor Wardrobe Choices

Judd Apatow arguably had the best Super Bowl seats in the house.

15 of 23 Monkeys Implanted with Elon's Neuralink Chip Have Reportedly Died

This report was coupled with Musk announcing that Neuralink has been eager to begin human testing in 2022 and there was a job listing posted for a clinical trial.

Futurama Reboot in Trouble After Hulu Penny-Pinches Bender

Bite my shiny metal ass!

Twitter Burns Book Dude So Bad He Replies with Novel-Length Apology

One man got blasted on Twitter this week when he took things too far. Jeremy Schneider became the 'main character' of the internet after a tweet of his went viral.

'Bored' Security Guard Draws Eyes on Million-Dollar Painting of Faceless Figures

You had ONE job, dude.

Chinese Speed Skater Blatantly Cheats at Olympics, Victims Get The Hammer Instead

Hugh Hefner Accused of Some Terrible Things in New Docu-Series "Secrets of Playboy"

“Secrets of Playboy '' showcases vivid accounts from former employees and Playboy playmates, and exposes the widespread abuse, and mistreatment, of Hefner's Playboy bunnies.

British Influencer Spends $250,000 to Look "Fully Korean"

A non-binary social media influencer, Oli London, revealed to their followers last year that they had started undergoing "racial transitional surgery."

Whoopi Goldberg Suspended for Saying "Holocaust Wasn't About Race' on Live TV

Whoopi Goldberg, 66, has been suspended from her longtime position on ABC's 'The View' for on-air comments regarding the holocaust.

Mother Charged With Attempted Murder After Dropping Her 3 Year Old Into Bear Enclosure

The zookeepers were able to distract Zuzu away from the girl and get her to safety.

Proven Abuser Chris Brown in Hot Water Again...Again

Maybe it's time we stop giving this guy second, third, and fourth chances.

Kanye West 'Telling Everyone Within Earshot' That Pete Davidson Has AIDS

West hasn't made any of these allegations public, but according to reports has been actively telling just about everyone he can that Davidson is suffering from the disease.

Viewers Call Cops on Streamer's Mom After She Attacks Him For Blasting Music at 3AM

Welcome to the modern world, where our dirty laundry has become entertainment for strangers on the internet.

15 Strange Celeb Encounters Proving All Humans Are Just Awkward AF

Some straight up cringeworthy celeb interactions.

China Changes Fight Club's Ending to Authorities Winning

Chinese distributors have changed the ending of the iconic 1999 film, 'FIght Club' so that the characters turn themselves in and Tyler Durden is sent to a "lunatic asylum."

Cartels Turning to GTA V Online for Recruitment

According to a recent report, cartel members may be using GTA V as a means of recruiting drug runners.

Colorado Cop Quits After Her Coworkers Found Her OnlyFans

Melissa Williams, a lieutenant working for the Arapahoe County Sheriffs Office, claims that she was forced to resign after her colleagues discovered her Onlyfans account.

Woman With Two Working Vaginas Has Taken OnlyFans By Storm

Adult content creator Evelyn Miller has an interesting gimmick when it comes to her Onlyfans account. She has two vaginas.

Elon Musk’s Neuralink Announces Human Trials, Twitter Reacts

According to Twitter, though, it also means we're one step closer to replicating the disastrous consequences outlined in the speculative fiction show, Black Mirror.

Epic Emo Music Festival Announced, Gets Meme Treatment

The festival lineup to end all festival lineups.

Ninja Threatens Pokimane With a Lawsuit After Twitch Raid

Further proof that having millions of dollars does not make you an adult.

Portland Pickle Tickles Twitter with Pickle Pics

Dillon T. Pickle - short for Dillion The Pickle - is in hot gherkin water after an unsolicited d*ck pic went viral on twitter.

British Dude Throttled Online after Posting Food Pic at Soccer Match

British people continue to amaze the world with their garbage pail food.

MGK Proposes to Megan Fox with Fugly Ring and Blood Drinking, Gets Roasted