10 Crazy Cavity Smuggling Records
It's amazing how much stuff you can hide away in the human body's natural storage spaces!
Published 10 years ago in Funny
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A man in Florida would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for a part of a condom sticking out of his anus. The contents included: 17 Oxycodone pills, 1 cigarette, 6 matches, a flint, 1 empty syringe with eraser over needle, a lip balm container, 1 unused condom (in addition to the carryon condom, which was discarded as biohazard waste), a CVS receipt and a paper coupon.
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A tattoo fanatic from Washington was supposed to spend only 3 days at the slammer. The number of items he tried to smuggle in his ass is astounding: a cigarette lighter, a baggie of tobacco (the size of a golf ball), several cigarette rolling papers, a bottle of tattoo ink, a smoking pipe (one inch long), a baggie of marijuana and...8 tattoo needles.
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A guard at a California jail smelled some strange odor. It came out of a cell that belonged to a man who announced that his ass was bleeding. It was not surprise after finding all the stuff he smuggled in, including a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, 1 set of ear bud headphones, a stash of marijuana, a stash of tobacco, and $140.
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