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Made for bird watching but your dad will probably use it for keeping tabs on your neighbors. This will go well with his telescope that he definitely uses to look at stars.
$25.99 on Amazon

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Hey dad I got you a car! That turns into a robot! This should help with his mid-life crisis. Or make it worse.
$26.99 on Amazon

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Not only does it tell you the time it else tells people that your dad is a cool dad. 100% of all Harley owners are the coolest of the cool.
$53.99 on Amazon

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Help your dad forget with this classy decanter and glass set for Christmas. Have a drink with your dad and reminisce about the time he forgot you at school or that time he dropped you when you were a baby!
$32.99 on Amazon

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When your dad needs a cold one, and not his cold emotionless heart, pick up this sweet mini mini fridge.
$31.99 on Amazon

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If your dad doesn't have a drone is he really a dad? It's basically the tie gift of the late 2010s.
$59.99 on Amazon

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Too bad your dad didn't have one of these sweet watches when he kept forgetting you at soccer practice. Plus you will probably get this watch when your dad dies, if your still in the will that is!

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Less of a gift and more of a inevitability. Get your dad a knee scooter for when he blows his MCL trying to move you into a $1900 a month micro apartment with 7 roommates.
$95.99 on Amazon

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Finally a massager that dad can use! Help him with the stress of having to deal with your crap and get him this futuristic neck massager.
$45.99 on Amazon

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Your father probably loves his lawn more than you. So remind him how much more disappointing you are than his lawn by getting something to feed it.
$48 on Amazon

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Prefect for when you dad goes to buy cigarettes so you can keep in touch and make sure he comes back!
$21.99 on Amazon