Sometimes things just don't go according to plan. Sometimes the universe just decides to send you a high-velocity projectile of highly-condensed craziness right to the right to the family jewels. To prepare for such a day when the proverbial stuff hits the fan, it's always good to take note of the misfortune of others. It's also a lot of fun. Enjoy!
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“Someone’s car is behind a 7-foot-tall snowdrift, and there is no other way out besides plowing through it.”
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“I was heading to a job interview and accidentally spilled coffee all over me just before the interview.”
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“My dog has locked me out of the house. And it’s raining.”
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“These screws will definitely work...”
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“I dropped my keys into a storm drain.”
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“My cat’s favorite flavor was out of stock, so I bought $10 worth of other ones in hopes she would eat them. She didn’t.”
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“I accidentally ripped out my eyelashes an hour before I got married.”
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“The bottom of the slow cooker pot fell off, spilling 6 liters of hot pineapple juice everywhere.”
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“Wore a thimble so I don’t stab my finger, but the back of the needle went straight through and stabbed me in the finger.”
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“My friends’ first time in the Florida sun. It was also their first time using sunscreen spray.”
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“Spent $150 on my first glass blowing class. Promptly dropped the bowl I made after bringing it home.”
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“We just built a big pergola over our back patio for extra shade.”
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“New lights in my mustang! Then literally 10 minutes later, a car in front of me hit a wheel in the road, which flew out and hit me.”
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“My dog, the first time I trusted her outside of the crate.”
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“My wife attempted to make me a sandwich for work while keeping an eye on the baby.”
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“Just bought a TV and broke it while mounting it.”
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“Got a tattoo today, and I am super allergic to adhesives.”
