Get ready for a great holiday season in all the wrong ways!
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Set up your custom nativity scene.
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Make a festive cross stitch.
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Wear a cheesy Christmas outfit. Or part of one anyway.
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Drink some hot cocoa out of your favorite holiday mug.
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Remind everyone what Xmas is really about.
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Visit your local mall's festive pooping statue.
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Put up some romantic reindeer lights.
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Don't forget your special underwear.
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And/or a reindeer hunting scene.
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Or you could send out a card to wish friends and family a "merry f***ing Xmas."
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Make sure Santa isn't hungry.
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Put on your best sweater.
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Book a photo shoot to capture why Christmas is special to you.
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Get your elf on a shelf in a box.
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You'll have to tell your kids the truth about Santa somehow.
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Find your husband or boyfriend a gift he will definitely like.
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Adorn your tree from tip to trunk in beautiful holiday boobs.
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All aboard the holiday train!
