19 Strange Services People Actually Pay For

These services are actually available for you if you have the money.

Published 10 years ago

These services are actually available for you if you have the money.

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Pornstar Escorts - there's a company where you can hire an actual big name pornstar (the list is impressive) to accompany you, for example during your prom or at your best buddy's bachelor party

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Last Meal Delivery - you order a meal and you get... whatever the most recent death penalty recipient wanted as last meal
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Pet Poop-Scooping - hiring people to clean after your dog is also an option

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Chicken Trial Rentals - you get a chance to play with poultry commitment free
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Hakali Cactus Massage - snakes are on strike? Cactus might help.
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Ashes to Portraits - did your husband die and you had him cremated? Why not turn his ashes into a portrait?

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Anonymous Nose Hair Notification - another service you can pay for in Japan. This one notifies your friends that they should probably have their nose hair plucked. Anonymously, of course. You don't want to cause a faux pas between you and your friend, do you?
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Bicycle Taxidermy - UK artist Regan Appleton can provide you with unusual trophies to hang in your living room
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Your Own Personal Stalkerazzi - want to pretend you're famous? This is a great way to boost up your charisma points when picking up gold digger chicks

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Japanese Apology Services - several companies in Japan would send out an envoy to apologize to someone for you
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Snake Massage - yup, snakes can be massagers
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Goldfish Leasing - feeling lonely during a business trip? The hotel room feels empty? Hire a company that's going to provide you with a temporary goldfish companion

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Rent a Significant Other in China - it seems like faking a relationship is a big deal in China, and you can hire a professional girlfriend/boyfriend to accompany you at, say, family dinners
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The Hourly Nudist - hire a naked cleaning lady (or gentleman)
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Rent a Little Person - very useful if you don't have little friends to help you play Dwarf Tossing, the popular bar game where your strength is measured in the distance Your Little Friend travels after being hurtled through the air

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Japanese Ear Cleaning Parlors - yes, these's a fetish like that
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The Vending of "Official Irish Dirt" - buy original soil from Ireland
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The Las Vegas Hangover Bus - this is an actual hangover treatment, with IV hydration and anti nausea pills included in the service