Yeah, I'm gonna walk away very slowly now.
Thanks to History Daily, we've collected some of the most terrifying, intimidating, and flat-out scary animal photos. From roided out primates to snakes cuddled ever so nicely in the most private parts of our homes, this gallery has it all.
Take a little stroll through nopes-ville, and try to enjoy your stay.
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We get it bro, you lift.
2
Nope, nope, nope. I'm good thanks.
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This is a red-bearded vulture, and I'm not messin' around with that thing.
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If you like 'Sharknado' you're gonna love...'BIRDNADO!'
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You're basically staring into the dead eyes of a crocodile that wants to make you its dinner.
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Uhh, maybe don't mess with leopards. Noted.
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A whale carcass that's been inflated. Yikes.
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This is giving off big 'dad hit mom at the dinner table' vibes.
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What the world is wrong with geese. Like multiple sets of teeth are necessary. Grow up.
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This snake is playing chess not checkers.
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Oh you know, just your everyday honey badger with skin thick enough to not even be phased by a porcupine.
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A photographer caught the real life 'Jaws.'
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Mama bear ready to pounce.
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This is what I look like after a night of drinking.
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Just an eagle that captured a feral pig. NBD.
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I'm never moving to Australia. Ever.
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Spiders making cocoon blankets in the trees during flood season. No thank you.
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Tarantulas keep frogs as pets because of course they do.