Insults are so unoriginal these days, especially on the internet. Next time you're getting into it with a troll online, try one of these on for size.
Insults are so unoriginal these days, especially on the internet. Next time you're getting into it with a
troll online, try one of these on for size.
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“If you were the prize at the end of my race, I would walk backwards.” -Judge Judy
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Stop playing hard to get when you’re hard to want.
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“Beauty fades, dumb is forever.”
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There’s a tree somewhere in the Amazon jungle with sole purpose of producing oxygen you breathe. You should go find that tree and apologize.
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To think you were the fastest sperm.
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You remind me of someone I would like to forget.
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“Just how closely related *were* your parents?”
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“Here’s a name for you ladies, but it isn’t used in high society… outside of a kennel.” Gotta love Joan Crawford’s delivery of that line.
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Someone once called me “weapons grade stupid."
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"You are so mercifully free from the ravages of intelligence." — Time Bandits
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Anyone who ever loved you was wrong.
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“I’d insult you, but I’m afraid you won’t notice it.”
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You sound like a pizza cutter — all edge and no point.
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“I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.”
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A favorite I read somewhere, “I envy those who have yet to meet you.“
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The bar was on the ground and you grabbed a shovel.
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I had a teacher tell some kid “Nothing you have to say is of any consequence…to anyone.” He was an odd teacher who kinda talked like that, but it was his version of savage. The room lost its shit in unison.
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You’re impossible to underestimate.
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As an outsider, what is your perspective on intelligence?
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Straight from Shakespeare “I wish we could become better strangers.”
