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I'm only feeding my dog like this from here on out.

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Costco $1.50 hot dogs hit different in the middle of a combined recession/pandemic.

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Aunt Kathy, you're up!

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Ooof. Tough look. You just hate to see it.

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You know Pete's people are already talking to her people.

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Not at all. What happened to that brain, I want it back.

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They put me in the silly goose lock-up.

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Her ex is funny, but like...talk about toxic.

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See it's funny because everybody kinda doesn't want kids...

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Why does he look like he's living his best life?

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Bro. Where did it go?

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Have fun taking care of baby Jaxtynn or whatever, I'm gonna go get drunk.

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I can't explain it, but why does it hurt getting water on your elbow?

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CAThy would like to speak to your manager. Now.

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Ahhh so that's what they meant by 'adult toys.'

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This happens all day everyday.

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Is that app even still in existence? Thought it joined Vine.

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I dunno man...good grades? Passing the class? You tell me.

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I'm on vacation in my mind.

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The perfect casting doesn't exis-