20 Savage Tweets to Kickstart Your Week
A round-up of savage tweets to kick off another work week. We hope you enjoy!
By zachnading
Published 2 years ago in Funny
A round-up of savage
tweets to kick off another work week. We hope you enjoy!
1
The people getting these tattoos are the same weirdos writing love letters to prisoners.
2
Holiday Inn will have you drinking a pack of Marlboro lights at 9am.
3
I get the joke I suppose, but there's really nothing funny about having 35 kids.
4
Christopher Columbus is coming to town!
5
Every character on that show is just named Danyrus or Aryn.
6
This is the most accurate description I've ever read of Lava. Teach it in schools!
7
Excuse me, is Sharon available? This is her son.
8
Anything to get through the holidays with the family.
11
I have no clue what an ATP is either, but after this tweet went viral I feel like it's something important that I should know.
12
Life is too short not to just eat a bag of nerds clusters. No regrets, baby.
13
Short kings stand up! I said, SHORT KINGS STAND THE F**K UP!
14
Please, please please. I beg of you, make this happen.
15
Why is the official twitter account of a minor league baseball team tweeting this in the first place?
16
Do I look like a f**king joke to you???
17
It's a simple, easy, and low-risk way to win a butt-ton of money so quickly. We're definitely not lying to you.
18
A storm is coming. An uprising. A prepare for the blast. The baja blast.
19
Same. I'm coming after everyone.
20
Pilots really know more than they let on, that's a scary thought.
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