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This one might be more trouble than it's worth.

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This is a hack for the ages.

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Empty stapler: got it.

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Take advantage of the free stuff!

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This one might actually be very ethical.

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Or just steal your grandma's...

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"Who cares, you'll be dead" is such a liberating mindset.

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If you don't love your spouse, this one works.

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The blood bank is responsible for all of it!

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Mouse sensitivity is everything.

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If you only care about one perception and not another.

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Burner accounts are always useful.

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Of course, just don't get caught.