21 Smugglers Who Were Incredible At Their Jobs
These guys all got busted, but it’s crazy that they did!
These guys all got busted, but it’s crazy that they did!
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These guys tried to, uhm, snake a snake across the border in a clay pot.
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Yes everything seems legitimate here…
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Is that dandruff in your hair?
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Cocaine cannon – wonderful idea.
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Okay, even more of a contradiction. This Mickey was packing heat in the form of a pistol.
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Soccer balls filled up with cigarettes. Kind of a contradiction?
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These freaky dead little critters were stuffed with coke. Fancy fingers, but no cigar.
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Not your average chocolate bars, these are packed cocaine covered in a thin layer of chocolate.
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These clams were packed with 10g of cocaine, and then glued back together. The smugglers were a dead giveaway due their incredibly clammy pallor.
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Some people call cash “bread”. Some smugglers thought these customs agents wouldn't be down with the slang.
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Nine smugglers packed these cats with pure opium. Unluckily, the cat was black and was on the last of its nine lives…
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These lube bottles are packed with steroids. Kind of ironic, considering how steroids crush your sexiness.
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FROGS in a film canister. What the…
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This plant doesn't have your average base. It’s compressed ephedrine. “I had no idea,” said the owner. Who was high and had forgotten.
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This door has a pretty serious cocaine problem.
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Everybody ‘nose’ that Mr. Potato head was a little eccentric. It’s because he’s so damn full of ecstasy.
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The old gecko in a book trick. Wait, what?
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Some people call cocaine “nose candy.” These smugglers packed these candy eggs with cocaine.
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Cocaine has generally been associated with fake boobs. These smugglers literally stuffed these ones with blow.
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