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22 Awkward Christian Album Covers God Didn't Approve

Jesus definitely didn't take the wheel on any of these awful album covers.

By ItsDJSeNO

Published 3 years ago in Funny

Jesus definitely didn't take the wheel on any of these awful album covers.

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1
This might be the most unintentionally horny title I've ever read. Years after the release of this album, one of these lady's granddaughters is saying this phrase in her college dorm room.

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2
Oh, Greg. I'm so, so sorry.

3
Another great case of "accidentally horny."
4
The higher the hair, the closer to heaven.

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5
Uh... what exactly does the "D" stand for?
6
What happens at the Country Church, stays at the Country Church.
7
OK, no lie, this is actually kind of fire. 5/7 Would check out.

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8
Bless me father for I have impure thoughts about my ventriloquist dummy.
9
Guessing he was a big dude?
10
Oh that is just so, so sad.

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11
"The devil is real! Not this one though, we only had $30 in the 'devil' budget."
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...Said the Catholic priest.
13
But you make it so hard not to.

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14
Alright you got me, this seems like a riveting tale of faith and redemption.
15
All these albums about unseen hands, touching 'him,' 'him' touching me, kids on the covers, how did no one see those church scandals coming?
16
Jesus: "TF is this s--t?"

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17
"Do you know Jesus?" they asked, over and over again as they backed their victim into a closet.
18
Apparently, furries get raptured.
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"Please Jerry, stop calling so often. Don't call us, we'll call you."

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20
Is this what inspired those SNL sketches?
21
Man, that kids hates her life, and I get it.
22
It's all fun and games until the copyright infringement suit hits. What, you thought 'DC' stood for 'Da Christians?'

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