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Tires, too.

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But perhaps most cruel is that you've made Florida seem like a good place to live. And for that we can never forgive you.

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And all this snow makes people think they can start skipping holidays. Which makes me and Batman slappy.

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I didn't check the weather before bed. Now my cat hates me.

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My motivation to workout has dipped to below zero, just like the temperature.

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And don't even get me started on the bedroom.

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My bathroom has become a torture chamber.

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OK only in Buffalo. But it's Buffalo, what else do they HAVE?!

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The sanctity of Sunday Football has been jeopardized.

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I enjoyed about two weeks without paying for AC or heat. Those days are now over, thanks to you, Winter.

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And all my friends with 4WD vehicles are so smug.

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Hey Winter, ever heard the phrase "coming on too strong"?

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And once it's out the brakes are worthless.

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I have to get up 2 hours early just to dig my car out.

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Flat surfaces are no longer safe.

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Your early arrival sent college girls into premature moon boot frenzy.

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I managed to find my hat, but every time I take it off...

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And the gloves have conspired against me.

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I didn't have time to put on warm pants. Or a coat.

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I forgot to rake the leaves, so now I get to shovel them snow which is twice as hard and looks like crap.

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Suddenly no one can live without milk, bread, or eggs.

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Thanks to you, all the stuff on my porch is ruined.