What would be the worst response to a
pregnancy reveal? A lack of enthusiasm from your significant other or maybe a blank stare? Maybe. Or perhaps one of these over-the-top answers from r/AskReddit. Seriously.
1
"Someone in my friend group got pregnant a few years ago with a casual hookup. She kept trying to call/text him to let him know (they didnt really hang out on a regular basis) but he wouldnt get back to her. Finally she texted him with a "hey, we really need to talk, i'm pregnant" and he responded back with "This is his mother, he died last week, dont text this number anymore, its too painful". But then she saw him a week later at the mall." - Digideegs
2
"No, I am pregnant." - WorkingClassZer0
3
"Ohhhh, thought you were on a new diet" - IOwnPornStars
4
"We can fix that" - sharpshot877
5
"Are you sure you don’t just need to take a really big dump?" - Jackjohn95
6
"Single mothers raise athletes" - iamgoodenergy
7
"That's the fifth person that said this to me today!" - Microsofte
8
"Who's the mother?" - hellnoletsgohome
9
"Is it yours?" - janefromvegas
10
"You're male Greg." - pile_of_dead_babies
11
"Hey Siri, where’s the nearest abortion clinic?" - Crack_Jesus0
12
"...I am sterile." - That_Squidward_feel
13
"I'm sorry do I know you?" - Longjumping-Party186
14
"it's just a phase you'll grow out of it" - its-zid-bitch
15
"Is it mine?" - GreatBigTittyLover
16
"I need to run to the store and get some smokes" - AngryEagles
17
"I had a vasectomy two years ago." - Lyn1987
18
"Can we move this conversation to the top of the stairs?" - FistedTate
19
"Hi pregnant, I am dad." - giltwist
20
"Hi pregnant, I am dad." - giltwist
21
"And now you’re single" - Not-Sejo
22
"Yeah, I've knocked up like three girls this week. I guess four now." - conantowen
23
"I've always wanted to see an abortion first hand" - SquishCrew
24
"Is it boy or abortion in great household of Aladeen?" - ghasiatakataka
25
"Fuck you. I'm not father material! That's what I said." - Particular-Usual7402
