25 'Honest Brand Slogans' These Companies Will Never Adopt

What if brands were more honest with their advertising? We went to r/AskReddit to find out what people really think these companies should be...

By RustyBuckler

Published 5 months ago in Funny

What if brands were more honest with their advertising? We went to r/AskReddit to find out what people really think these companies should be saying. Sometimes, being honest might not be the best policy.

1
Nestlé: Where we treat human rights violations like a to do list! -u/Nedsterhasbigpp

2
Zoom: pants optional. -u/Hokusai135

3
UberEats: We'll deliver your food to a neighbors apartment for a "small" fee. -u/NogEggz
4
Tupperware: Have you ever wanted to throw away food, but just not now? -ItsDeCia

5
Toyota: We'll outrun democracy. -u/iFFyCaRRoT
6
Taco Bell: Same food, different shapes. -u/wellllhmmmm
7
Subway: eat frozen, prepackaged or chemically preserved. -u/forza18juventus

8
Red bull: I hope you like heart palpitations. -u/Suspicious-River-998
9
RC Cola: we’re just happy to be involved in the taste test. -u/jolbina
10
Pepsi: "Is Pepsi OK?" -u/ShutterBun

11
Olive Garden: When you’re here, we hate you and your family. -u/coneal89
12
NIKE: We use sweat to make you sweat! -uTunaKYourLastTun
13
EA: unlock this slogan for 500 gems. -u/THE_CURE666

14
Nature Valley: Crumbs everywhere. -u/codj23
15
McDonalds: Preserving our food for generations to come. -u/cactibob
16
La Quinta: Spanish for "next to Denny's" -u/LeoMarius

17
Land Rover: We'll get you there. Getting back is your problem. -u/Crucifetus
18
Harley Davidson: We're here for your Midlife Crisis. -u/DvlsAdvct108
19
Froot loops: they are all the same flavors. -u/loki_wonders

20
FedEx : our drivers take out their anger on your items. -StickyGoodness
21
Febreeze: you can't polish a bad smell, but you can perfume it. -u/rolling-brownout
22
Facebook: your privacy is our business. -u/Honest-cicada4897