24 Great Insults That Don’t Require Cursing
Some great insults you can use against your enemies, and in front of your grandma.
By Toonacious
Published 2 years ago in Funny
Are you looking for interesting ways to verbally annihilate the people who've been terrible to you? Here's a brief list of creative but funny insults from Ask Reddit that'll come in handy the next time someone irritates you.
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“Your mom should’ve swallowed you.”
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“Shut up ya muffin sniffer”
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“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!”
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“If I were to agree with you, we would both be wrong.”
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“You're in America. You're free to have all the wrong opinions you want.”
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“(Look at their outfit and/or hairstyle) "You're so brave!"
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"If you gained one brain cell it would be real lonely."
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“You have the gift of being able to brighten any room just by leaving."
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“My interactions with you have forced me to change my stance on abortion.”
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“Not really an insult, but I throw pet names back at guys that use them on me. Example: a coworker said "pass me that box there, sweet heart" to which I replied "get it yourself, champ."
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“You’re not the dumbest person on earth, but you better hope they don’t die.”
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“Your bloodline is weak and history will forget you.”
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“I hope that your socks never get quite dry enough.”
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“I'm angry that your parents met.”
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“I envy people who have never met you.”
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“In Australia you can pretty much call anyone an idiot by adding “you absolute” to any word. My fave is “you absolute paperclip!”
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“Straight from Shakespeare "I wish we could become better strangers."
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“I would challenge you to a fight of wits, but I see you are unarmed!" says Shakespeare.
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"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
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"I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an over-abundance of schooling."
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“My mum’s favorite is “don’t think, it hurts the team.”
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