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25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

Please take this page's advice, and keep it in your pants.

By figgyPudding

Published 2 years ago in Funny

The Twitter account don't stick your dick in that is exactly what it sounds like: plenty of pictures of things you might want to put your penis into, but you definitely shouldn't. Ranging from things that just shouldn't have penises inside of them, like food products, to things that will chop your willy clean off, like machinery, please take the advice of this page and keep it in your pants. 

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    Leave Betty out of this!

    25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

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    That's a smoothie mixer in case you weren't sure.

    25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

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    "What are you doing Step F-35?"

    25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

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    Nailing this isn't a good idea.

    25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

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    Some things should just be kept private.

    25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

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    It's just so enticing...

    25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

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    25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

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    25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

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    Wrong kind of nut.

    25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

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    That gap can close up quick.

    25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

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    Should be stuffed, but with something else.

    25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

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    25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

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    You're telling me this isn't a fleshlight?

    25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

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    That could get nasty.

    25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

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    25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

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    Whoops! Silly me!

    25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

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    25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

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    But you CAN stick your tongue in this one.

    25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

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    25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

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    Don't tell the anti-oral sex influencers!

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    25 Things You Shouldn't Stick Your Dick Into

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