What were people thinking when they made this stuff?
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This playdough injector that's making parents mad.
2
This suggestive Buzz Lightyear.
3
This creepy pregnant baby.
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The "Puberty Doll" allows kids to witness a girl's transformation into a woman. Might be educational, but definitely not for toddlers.
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An actual stripper pole...with instructional DVD.
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A doll that actually pees (or flashes people).
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This unhealthily skinny-but-pregnant teen.
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This evil narwhal that impales adorable animals.
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This pole-dancing toddler.
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The suggestively shaped Dora ...thing.
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This robot Punisher with a huge pocket rocket.
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Winnie the Pooh with a raging hard on.
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This Lego Concentration Camp-looking place.
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This face that looks like it's about to eat your soul.
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This mouse child creature thing.
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Whatever the hell this is.
25
These zombie Ewok babies.
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This suggestive frozen "toy."
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Finally, E.T.'s probing finger.