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“My little brother decided to do this once he finished all his nuggets.”

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“We always get each other ironic gifts. My little sister killed it this year.”

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“My little sister killed a spider with hairspray, then felt bad about it after.”

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“The new kid at my school came in dressed as a banana today. The school lunch included a banana so naturally, everyone was donating their bananas to him.”

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“Last night my daughter had a bad dream. Today she made puppets to guard her room while she sleeps.”

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“I don’t remember putting that on the shopping list…”

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“I really want to read this book, but I have a lollipop.”

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“My friend’s sister is weird. I won’t come over anymore.”