This next batch of memes and fresh pics were procured by our highly-unpaid interns from a guy who only goes by "Cactus Pete" and may or may not be an escaped convict. Cactus Pete lives in a rusted-out car in the woods up on cinderblocks -- which may not sound
great -- but he really does know how to grow himself some
dankity-dank memes.
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"Um. Sure, yeah. But like..."
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Being that I'm 7'1" on the internet, I can't relate.
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I have questions but I don't think I want the answers.
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It would be a bloodbath.
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My unhealthy self can move surprisingly fast.
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I am in so much pain right now.
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Ah, to be an avian with a raging chest-on.
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I fail to see the problem here.
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I'd watch the s**t out of that.
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My life is, literally, a joke.
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I don't understand it but I don't hate it either.
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"Ain't no saiyan armor on your nuts is there, prince?"
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"Well. Just this once, okay?"
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I may not agree with his methods, but I understand his sentiment.