The world is a beautiful place, replete with everlasting wonder and, of course, unbelievable
stupidity. I mean, really, it's just
permeated with stupidity. Through and through. Just soaked into the very fibers of the Earth.
Which is a startlingly impressive feat for a species as young as we are. In our short number of millenniums aboard this planet, we've accomplished some of the
stupidest things this planet has ever seen. From the Pet Rock to Jake Paul. We're pioneers in stupidity. Idionauts.
So we have something of a wonderful combination; incredible depth and beauty to our setting, with unfathomably, unforgivably
dumb characters. And it's glorious. It's a masterpiece. And it's on fire.
1
“WCGW with sharing your achievements on the Internet?”
2
“TikToker licks “jellyfish”, doesn’t know it is a Portuguese Man ‘o War, one of the most venomous animals known.”
3
“WCGW removing the cones that reserved an area for delivery”
4
“Forgetting about your $5,000 bike on your roof rack as you pull into the garage”
5
“What if I decide to let my white dog out after I mow my lawn?”
6
“Hammocking on a dead tree”
7
“Nissan Rogue driver gets stuck making a turn on a Denver Bike Path foot bridge”
8
“WCGW blocking a farmer’s gate to save a parking fee?”
9
“My brand new Roomba ran over my puppy’s shit and proceeded to ‘clean’ the rest of my home.”
10
“WCGW if my neighbour uses the longest possible drill out there?”
11
“Installing solar panels on your roof right next to a golf course.”
12
“WCGW mounting a bike near the exhaust pipe”
14
“Trying to bring down the stuck balloon using a smartphone.”
15
“Using a Walmart bag when bleaching your hair”
17
“What could go wrong if I dont strap down the boat.”
18
“WCGW locking your dog in the RV”
19
“WCGW if we make a photo to remember?”
20
“What could go wrong if I put a heavy casket in my trunk without securing it”
21
“WCGW using speech to text for closed captioning”
22
“WCGW having a bird advisor”
23
“WCGW if my neighbor put hot charcoal from his grill into a trashcan”
24
“WCGW if I take a picture with this gopher snake I found in the road?”
25
“Building a highway in swampland, what could go wrong?”
26
“WCGW Playing with clippers and your dog”
27
“WCGW if I drain a deep fryer into a plastic bucket?”
28
“My mom accidentally left her mirror in front of the window over the day. After coming back she found this…”
29
“WCGW having a giant blood sticker on the car.”
30
“My wife reminded me several times to put the dog in his kennel and I did not. He promised he would be a good boy and he was not.”
32
“WCGW Burning Marijuana Trees?”
33
“Stubborn husband said he didn’t need my help putting sunscreen on his back.”
34
“This actually made the news”
35
“Going Google’s faster way”
