Be happy in the knowledge that you're a strange person, just like everyone else.
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Hearing the doorbell ring and crawling around your house like a ninja, then peering out windows to see whos there without them knowing that youre home.
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Looking at a Q-tip after pulling it out of your ear to proudly judge how much wax you swabbed out.
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Realizing you haven't been paying attention to what you're reading and deciding if it's worth going back.
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Saving plastic bags out of principal, even though you'll never use them again.
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Checking the fridge periodically, even though no new snacks will have materialized in the two minutes since you last checked.
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Creating a sick beat by drumming your fingers on the table and wondering how you haven't already been discovered by a legendary rock band.
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Smiling at dogs when you walk past without acknowledging their owners.
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Wondering what would happen if you punched someone in the face mid-conversation.
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Sticking your loose hairs to the walls of the shower and then splashing them off.
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Deciding that 3:00 a.m. is a wonderful time to judge yourself for that embarrassing thing you said in school 10 years ago.
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Bumping into another person and saying, Sorry. Bumping into your pets, begging for forgiveness and praying that they still love you.
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Swearing that you felt your phone vibrate in your pocket, and secretly feeling a bit crazy because it didn't.
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Bumping into another person and saying, Sorry. Bumping into your pets, begging for forgiveness and praying that they still love you.
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Waking up bright and cheery a few minutes before your alarm sounds, but going back to sleep anyways knowing that you will feel like death when it finally does go off.
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Touching the plate even when the waiter says it's extremely hot, because you have trust issues and have to see for yourself.
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Breaking into interpretive dance after walking into a spider web.
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Breaking into interpretive dance after walking into a spider web.
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Eating most of the cake mixture before it finds its way into the oven.
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Closing the door when you poop even when nobody else is home.
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Feeling absolutely terrified when you're using a public bathroom and someone jiggles the door knob, even though you know that you locked it.
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Sleeping with at least one leg under the covers so you don't feel exposed, even on the hottest nights.
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Becoming an evil witch if given the proper snack.
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Spending a long time checking out how you look from other people's perspectives whenever you encounter a corner mirror.
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Thinking of other cars as travel companions when on a road trip, and feeling a tinge of sadness when you exit the motorway.
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Becoming an evil witch if given the proper snack.
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Unconsciously thinking that the 90s was 10 years ago.
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Immediately going back and reading an email right after you hit send.
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Taking an inferior parking spot and walking further rather than coping with the stress of slotting in between two cars.
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Spelling out Wednesday like Wed-nes-day in your head when you're writing it. Same story with Feb-ru-ary, every time!
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When in a store where you're not planning on buying anything, you start to get paranoid that security thinks you're a shoplifter. You overcompensate for this paranoia by relaxing your shoulders and acting like you're in Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas.
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Pacing around your entire house and balancing on places you've never balanced on before whenever a long phone call presents itself.
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Procrastinating when getting into the shower, but getting out once youre in is one of the hardest things youll ever do.
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Enjoying the impending feeling before a storm hits... It makes you feel alive.
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Rehearsing arguments again and again in your head, just in case it should ever come up.
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Finding the perfect TV show to watch before eating the food you've prepared for yourself, even though its starting to get cold.
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Stopping the microwave when it still has one second to go so you can pretend you're defusing a bomb.
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Being totally relieved when you get home and nobody is there.
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Feeling weird and uncomfortable each and every time you have to say your own name.
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Getting nervous about whether your hairdresser will try and engage you in small talk or not.
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Wiping your mobile phone screen to make all the smudge marks go in the same direction.
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Stopping the microwave when it still has one second to go so you can pretend you're defusing a bomb.
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Putting your iPod on shuffle but skipping every track after a couple of seconds constantly for the next half an hour.
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Immediately forgetting someone's name the second after being introduced to them.
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Feeling sympathy towards inanimate objects when they're underused or discarded.
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Hating when books are adapted to movies and they start using the movie imagery as the front cover of the book.
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