These memes haven't seen the light of day in 40 years.

Here at Ebaum's World, we don't have much. We aren't rich, and we certainly aren't respected. But the one thing we do have is a vast underground dungeon of memes. Sometimes we hunt them for sport, but I wasn't supposed to talk abo---*hrkkk*

There is no dungeon. All is well. Remain calm. We are your friends.