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Bad Ass Kittens

Happy Caturday, guys!

By MrsNekoJeans

Published 14 years ago

Happy Caturday, guys!

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Yeah, what about dogs? Heard they can help people get out of wells and shit

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Cats can candidate for US presidency, but only in the case of a USA-born pedigree

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Jake must be a fucking fossil, polidactyls went extinct along with other dinosaurs
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The world record for the cat with most toes belongs to Jake who has 28 toes, with 7 on each paw

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Cats have 230 bones in their bodies, this is 24 more than humans
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The cat was seen as a sacred animal in ancient Eqypt, and the history of domestic cats dates back to as early as 8000 years (that's before the dinosaur era!)
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Some cats can weight over 20 pound

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Wild cats hold theirs horizontally or between their legs
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Domestic cats are the only cats that can hold their tails vertically while they walk
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Polidactyls went extinct during the Mesozoic era, unfortunately

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Cats have five toes on their front paws and four on their back paws. If a cat is polydactyl, it has extra toes
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Which only proves that my cat is stupid and naive after all these years
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One way a cat shows it trusts you is by rolling over on it's back

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Purring doesn't necessarily mean a cat is happy, my cat purrs when I put things into his asshole
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Gollum could purr, just saying.
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Cats are the only animals that purr. They can purr at around 26 cycles per second, which is the same frequency as an idling diesel engine

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Get ready for some cat facts!
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Wait, that was Lassie
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What about fucking dolphins? Heard they can help people get out of wells and shit

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Some people say that a cat's IQ is only surpassed by that of monkeys and chimps in the world of animals
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Cats make awesome hats
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But nobody uses that term, since it's fucking unpronounceable

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A cat lover is called an ailurophile
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This only works if you don't use a deodorant
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To calm a frightened cat, let it bury it's head in your armpit

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Cats have over 100 different vocal sounds while dogs only have 10
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Told you!
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A sexy girl is stroking her pussy on the photo that I showcased in my profile

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If you put butter on a cat's back and drop the cat, it will land on it's face
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A dropped sandwich always lands on the butter-side
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All cats land on their feet

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