People Are Taking the ‘Gay Test’ to Figure Out How Gay They Are

Over the past several days, a series of “gay tests” have popped up throughout the platform, purporting that if you can decipher the happenings of these distorted images there’s a chance you’re probably not straight.

By Carly Tennes

Published 2 years ago in Funny

After years of relying on “am I gay?” quizzes, the ever-controversial Master Doc and the epiphanies that come after watching Black Swan, and/or Dream Boy over and over and over and over again, a new, foolproof way of determining one’s sexuality has taken Twitter by storm — looking at a bunch of VERY pixelized photos.

Over the past several days, a series of “gay tests” have popped up throughout the platform, purporting that if you can decipher the happenings of these distorted images there’s a chance you’re probably not straight.

Ranging from snaps of notable buttplug owner Jamie Lee Curtis to literal gay porn (nice), the statistical effectiveness of these gay tests have yet to be conclusively studied, yet preliminary results show they’re pretty damn effective (well, at least for chronically online members of the LGBTQ+ community).

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Here, you can test for yourself where you fall on the Kinsey scale – after all, “Am I Gay” quizzes are SO 2007.

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A: Contrary to popular misconception, this image is NOT of SpongeBob SquarePants’ trip to the future. It’s of the Jamie Lee Curtis “OKAAYY” meme.

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A: Unlike this blurry photo, her name is Roxxxy Andrews and she’s here to make it clear … that this image is from her performance of “Read U Wrote U” from the season 2 finale of RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars in 2016. Fun Fact: Did you know that each “X” in Roxxxy’s name stands for a time she should have been eliminated during AS2? We sure did.
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A: Though Ellen DeGeneres may have famously not told the truth about being excluded to Dakota Johnson’s 30th birthday party, we are when we say this pixelated image is of that fateful interview.
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A: Though Ellen DeGeneres may have famously not told the truth about being excluded to Dakota Johnson’s 30th birthday party, we are when we say this pixelated image is of that fateful interview.

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A: Is this an image of the me– meme of Andy Sachs flaunting her new makeover in from The Devil Wears Prada? Yeah. It is.
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A: It’s Charli, baby…. More specifically the famous image of her sporting a pair of *definitely real* boobs from her now-famous 2016 Tweet.
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A: Considering this is literal gay porn, there’s actually a *very* good chance you may be gay if this image rings a bell.